Ammo Puns

Because if they swallowed, it'd be cannonballism.

“More bang for your buck.”

I’m now permanently banned from the paintball tournament.

All the other paintball players started freaking out though…

I kept drawing a blank

Sitting in the Chinese Restaurant, my dad is reading the broken English menu and says:

Dad: Does this dish come out with Beethoven playing?

Me: What? Why?

Dad: Well it's under 'classical dishes'.

A guy walks into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a .9mm Smith and Western with an eight shot magazine and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."

A deep voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough ammo!"

Hello,

I have a friend named Drew who hates it when I use his name in puns. I need more ammo so I thought I'd ask for help here.

http://imgur.com/a/o07Da

EDIT: Yes, she texts him back don't worry. These texts are saved on her phone, replies are not.

What type of ammo do you guys use?

Dad: How do I change my gun again?

Me: Y.

Dad: Because I'm almost of out ammo with this one!

He'd get a kick out of it every time and I'd fall for it every time.

Give me some ammo!

Driving past a cemetery: "Look! A graveyard! People are just dying to get in there."