I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
When the White Death loaded his rifle...
The Russians were Finnished
My son asked we to pay for his rifle test today. It was $30.
That was a cheap shot.
I met my partner after we both reached for the same rifle scope.
You know what they say, love at first sight.
What do you call searching for snipers in Fortnite? Hunting Rifles.
What's the opposite of a pepper rifle?
Assault rifle. (Credit to my wife)
What do you call a guy that comes over and breaks the butt end off of grandad's old hunting rifle?
A stock broker
My mate told me that putting superglue on my rifle was a bad idea, but I'm sticking to my guns
Do you know what the most dangerous type of rifle is?
A salt rifle
I read a story where the bad guy was trying to get rifles banned.
He was the anti-gunist.
A meth addict tried to shoot me with a sniper rifle.
He was a real crack shot!
Girlfriend couldn't remember where she hit herself with a rifle the other day.
I said "Going out on a limb here, but on your bruised leg."
She wasn't pleased.
