I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.

She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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A salt rifle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alamkh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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When the White Death loaded his rifle...

The Russians were Finnished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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A salt rifle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aayush_aryan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My son asked we to pay for his rifle test today. It was $30.

That was a cheap shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/signequanon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A Salt Rifle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungrylemonhaha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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I met my partner after we both reached for the same rifle scope.

You know what they say, love at first sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do you call searching for snipers in Fortnite? Hunting Rifles.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkelTheMaster
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What rifle is used to kill rodents?

A Mauser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SergeantPotatoes
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Asalt rifle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/melhn
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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A salt rifle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kys_Bi_Bi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What's the opposite of a pepper rifle?

Assault rifle. (Credit to my wife)

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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A Salt Rifle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalyeti
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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[Satire] A Salt Rifle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wheatley67
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What do you call a guy that comes over and breaks the butt end off of grandad's old hunting rifle?

A stock broker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PharmDiddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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My mate told me that putting superglue on my rifle was a bad idea, but I'm sticking to my guns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastwind45
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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It’s a salt rifle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigWaveSmallOcean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Do you know what the most dangerous type of rifle is?

A salt rifle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VincentGrabbe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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It’s a salt rifle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunnyBlobby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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A salt rifle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IShadow1526
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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A salt rifle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiImJulio123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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I read a story where the bad guy was trying to get rifles banned.

He was the anti-gunist.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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A meth addict tried to shoot me with a sniper rifle.

He was a real crack shot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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A-salt rifle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liamkw2003
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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Girlfriend couldn't remember where she hit herself with a rifle the other day.

I said "Going out on a limb here, but on your bruised leg."

She wasn't pleased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Efeyester
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2017
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What do you call a rifle that shoots salt

A salt rifle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mohd301
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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