Sword puns are stupid..
.. Maybe I'm not sharp enough to understand them but I don't get their point.
Does anyone know any good sword fighting puns ? I'm trying to think of any words that have..
If your ever in a sword fight, try to chop their feet off
Then you will de-feet him
I like to imagine a world where "sword" is a swear word...
Where you have to tell your children not to say the "S"-word.
I manage to cut off my enemies leg during a sword fight
The enemy: aww, you de-feeted me
If a blacksmith made counterfeit swords...
Someone baked my sword! It made me so angry!! I guess you could say...
Why won't swords go obsolete?
They are cutting edge technology.
What did the whale say to the sword fish?
You're looking sharp today!
What kind of sword was made to rescue?
Once upon a time a broken sword told me it was the best weapon in the world...
How many swords do you have?
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
Don't bring cheese to a sword fight.
But if you do, make sure it's extra sharp.
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
My sword doesn't weigh much.
3 yr old grandson says, "Papa, where's my sword?"
Papa, "What colour is it?"
3 yr old, "Blue."
Papa, "Where did you see it last?"
3 yr old: "In my hand."
Endless entertainment!
Edit: formatting
What do you call two gamers sword fighting?
Did you hear about the pirate who had a sword he only used on women?
What did the sword say to the shield after their fight last night?
A character you can’t play in a game was sliced with a sword multiple times.
What kind of math do you do with a sword
I met a creepy guy who forced me to take home a bunch of horses with swords in their mouths.
What would you call a sword made of ice?
Ever exchanged puns in a sword fight?
You need to have a rapier wit.
Why don't toy swords hurt?
They're only hokey pokey!
If the pen is mightier than the sword then what does that make paper?
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some really good points.
What do you call a group of nuns with swords?
Nunjas... and if they're well equipped they'll have nunchucks too!
Q. E. D... Pen is mightier than the sword!
I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters
It's okay I can Samurais it for you.
I found a sword I could buy for really cheap
In a sword fight, what is a Redditor’s favourite move?
What did the Great Deku Tree tell Link when he couldn't pull out the master sword?
By the sword of my father
What do you call an owl riding a horse with a sword?
Hey, anyone know any good Sword fighting puns ? Trying to think of any
.. words with a dual meaning.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
My friend tried to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He made some excellent points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
My sword doesn’t weigh much
What do you call a sword that doesn’t weigh much?
My friend gave me a demo on why I should invest in his sword making business.
He made some very good points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business .
He makes some excellent points.
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