Sword puns are stupid..

.. Maybe I'm not sharp enough to understand them but I don't get their point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swaggar92
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Why won't swords go obsolete?

They are cutting edge technology.

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How many swords do you have?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
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3 yr old grandson says, "Papa, where's my sword?"

Papa, "What colour is it?"

3 yr old, "Blue."

Papa, "Where did you see it last?"

3 yr old: "In my hand."

Endless entertainment!

Edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UhmBah
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I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pksage
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Don't bring cheese to a sword fight.

But if you do, make sure it's extra sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craftninja7
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My sword doesn't weigh much.

Its my light saber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaidWilsen
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What do you call two gamers sword fighting?

Pee v pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemphin
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What did the sword say to the shield after their fight last night?

Why did you block me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clone-Commando66
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Did you hear about the pirate who had a sword he only used on women?

It was a cut-lass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDobble
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Hey, anyone know any good Sword fighting puns ? Trying to think of any

.. words with a dual meaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?

A bae-blade.

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I met a creepy guy who forced me to take home a bunch of horses with swords in their mouths.

He gave me knightmares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colonel_ChowChow
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A character you can’t play in a game was sliced with a sword multiple times.

It left them in pieces.

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What kind of math do you do with a sword

Long division

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-LoFo-
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Why don't toy swords hurt?

They're only hokey pokey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jsradford
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Ever exchanged puns in a sword fight?

You need to have a rapier wit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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If the pen is mightier than the sword then what does that make paper?

Target Practice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
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What would you call a sword made of ice?

Excali-buuurrrrr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onthedown_lough
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He makes some very good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My friend tried to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He made some excellent points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call a group of nuns with swords?

Nunjas... and if they're well equipped they'll have nunchucks too!

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What do you call a sword that doesn’t weigh much?

A light saber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
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Q. E. D... Pen is mightier than the sword!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhaskar_ssr
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My friend gave me a demo on why I should invest in his sword making business.

He made some very good points.

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Swords are overrated.
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Swords ~ Wind Types
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business .

He makes some excellent points.

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What did the Great Deku Tree tell Link when he couldn't pull out the master sword?

Triforce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Averet101
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In a sword fight, what is a Redditor’s favourite move?

A riposte.

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I found a sword I could buy for really cheap

It was a steel

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Did you hear about the diamond, super short sword that Annie the Orphan found?

It's a hard rock knife.

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I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay-to-the-apple
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Why did the knight carry his cheese sword?

Because it was sharp cheddar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubsword
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It's no wonder guns became more the more popular weapon over swords...

...compared to guns, swords just don't cut it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NairodI
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What do you call an owl riding a horse with a sword?

A night owl.

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The S word is sword
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword business I don’t want too..

But, he makes some really good points

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Sword in the Cone
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My daughter said the only thing she wants for her birthday this year is β€œPokΓ©mon Sword”
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In a sword fight, what's a Redditor's favorite move?

A riposte.

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By the sword of my father
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There was an island shaped like a sword.

I built my house on it. I like to live on the edge.

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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He makes some really good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My sword doesn’t weigh much

It’s my light saber

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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He makes some very good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What kind of math do you do with a sword?

Long division.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters.

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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