Sword puns are stupid..

.. Maybe I'm not sharp enough to understand them but I don't get their point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swaggar92
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What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?

A bae-blade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquigglesMcJiggly
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He makes some very good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call a group of nuns with swords?

Nunjas... and if they're well equipped they'll have nunchucks too!

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What would you call a sword made of ice?

Excali-buuurrrrr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onthedown_lough
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Q. E. D... Pen is mightier than the sword!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhaskar_ssr
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My friend gave me a demo on why I should invest in his sword making business.

He made some very good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call a sword that doesn’t weigh much?

A light saber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
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Swords ~ Wind Types
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WubBeats
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What do you call it when you deflect a sword thrust from a semi-aquatic mammal?

Parry the Platypus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FranktheSirMan
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business .

He makes some excellent points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What did the Great Deku Tree tell Link when he couldn't pull out the master sword?

Triforce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Averet101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Did you hear about the diamond, super short sword that Annie the Orphan found?

It's a hard rock knife.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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A blunt sword is pointless.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vsienme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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In a sword fight, what is a Redditor’s favourite move?

A riposte.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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It's no wonder guns became more the more popular weapon over swords...

...compared to guns, swords just don't cut it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NairodI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Blobby2343
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay-to-the-apple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword business I don’t want too..

But, he makes some really good points

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Swords are overrated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b-retticus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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What kind of math do you do with a sword?

Long division.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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The S word is sword
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgycommunist420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I found a sword I could buy for really cheap

It was a steel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCistheguy4ME
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My daughter said the only thing she wants for her birthday this year is β€œPokΓ©mon Sword”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/furushotakeru
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What do you call an owl riding a horse with a sword?

A night owl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadySparta729
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Why did the knight carry his cheese sword?

Because it was sharp cheddar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubsword
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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In a sword fight, what's a Redditor's favorite move?

A riposte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Sword in the Cone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stackattack1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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There was an island shaped like a sword.

I built my house on it. I like to live on the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rlchv70
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What did people first think about swords?

They were cutting edge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaiderOfEngland
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.

Because they would be Knight Wights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What do you call a female pirate who's pretty good with swords?

A cutlass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schattenreich
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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By the sword of my father
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πŸ‘€︎ u/legoruthead
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I wish the Master Sword could be used as a cell phone for Link.

At least there'd be a one-time only Fi...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsaFrozen2013
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My friend has he intellect of a sword

He quite sharp when it comes to historical battles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Topasappa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?

It turns out he was de-ranged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jurd269
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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Today I fell into my own sword, and a pleasure it was.

Babysitting my niece in this heat I wanted to be nice and go out for ice cream. So, I start off with "Hey.. I was thinking.." and before I could finish this 6-year old says "Yeah I thought I smelled something burning", without ever looking up.

The sick irony is that I read this one online and was saving it to roast her. I'm proud, but sad. Of course that doesn't mean my campaign of horrid jokes came to an end!

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I got a painting depicting a place where they make swords...

Sadly, it turned out to be a forgery...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
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Why did Pepe’ Le Pew prefer small Spanish Swords?

Because they are a little rapier...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chown-root
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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How to Duel Without Swords (Comedy Short) youtube.com/watch?v=OQuwI…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfPillar
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What do you call a cold sword?

Excaliburrrrrrrr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePat545
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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Sword Art Online imgur.com/KP4h5nY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
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Sword Art Online
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeego123
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Why did the blacksmith reject his newly forged sword?

It smelt funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rorasaur
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I took a film photo of a cosplayer of Kirito from Sword Art Online, and took it to a photo shop to have it printed.

Finally, some character development!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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This tiny sword keeps getting angry with me.

It must be short tempered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleMistry
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Why did the katana fuck another sword?

Because a katana isn't a straight sword.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatColdRain
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What do you call a blacksmith being killed with his own sword?

Irony...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binaryfruit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2013
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I wish someone could make me a sword made of magnesium

It would be a light saber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stigjohan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2016
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He makes some really good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My sword doesn’t weigh much

It’s my light saber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piginafez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He makes some very good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters.

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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There is a lengthy article on Japanese sword fighters, but I can Samurais it for you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bible_Bitchboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Sword fighters

It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.

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