Today I met a guy whose last name was Rapier.

I thought it was an awesome name, until he told me people sometimes think it's pronounced "raper."

I guess his name is a double-edged sword.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drake_n_bake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Why won't swords go obsolete?

They are cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U-r-a-bus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Ever exchanged puns in a sword fight?

You need to have a rapier wit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why did Pepe’ Le Pew prefer small Spanish Swords?

Because they are a little rapier...

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