Favorite dad joke of all time: "Knock Knock" "who's there" "awls go"
"Awls go? Owls go who?"
Why yes son, yes they do...
Really giving it my awl here in the shop
I told my son to go to the hardware store for 2 specific awls
"Go in there and get me 2 sorb awls"
I tried to find a pun about carpentry
But nothing wood work
I tried to make a carpentry pun that woodwork
But nobody saw it!
In my divorce settlement, my wife (now ex-wife) wanted only the boring things...
That's awl she wanted!
So, I'm taking up leatherwork? Don't know anything about it, but, . . . .
I'm going to give it my awl!
What's the undisputed ruler of all hand tools?
The awl mighty.
Ok, I admit it. Iβm an unemployed leather worker.
Iβve got nothing to hide
I am waiting to recover from injuries caused by a small sharp tool:
Time heals awl wounds.
Why are leather workers the best kind of crafstmen?
Because they always give it their awl
He broke this one out when teaching me about tools.
"Okay, so this is the screwdriver, this is the wrench, and this, well, you know the drill."
Last weekend, I went on vacation to a leather working-themed resort.
It was awl-inclusive.
Drilling holes is boring work.
"Sir, we can't find the tool for making holes and, consequently, can't proceed. What should we do?"
"It's useless. Give up. Awl is lost."
I asked my wife for a leather punch for my birthday
It's awl I want.
Iβm creating a new show about a leatherworker that goes crazy and murders his relatives
Itβs called Awl in the Family
I lost my job as a sheet metal worker.
I don't know what happened but I gave it my awl.
I bought a universal small pointed tool used for piercing holes
awl for one and one for awl
A toolbox only needs a single tool...
That's awl.
