Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
Me: someone we know is possessed by an owl
Me: [narrows eyes]
You know, owls never go on a date if it's raining.
what did the owl say when he didnt know someone
The YouTube Owl-gorithm decides hoo to watch 🦉
What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?
Owl jump on the barn-wagon
... who who?
How did you know I'm an owl! :o
Someone told me you sell owls.
(From my daughter. Made me laugh)
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
Owl to cop: “I’d like to report an incident..”
Cop: Giggling “Do you know HOO dunnit?”
Owl: “Sir, eight people were murdered”
Some consider owls to be symbols of death.
Dad: What does the owl say?
Why does the owl turn off it's phone at night?
So it doesn't get any hooty calls.
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
If a male owl's sibling adopts a baboon,
then owl be a monkey's uncle.
Out of all the birds that exist, owls are the most beautiful.
They are quite the head turner.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Why don't owls fly in a V formation?
Because if they did they'd be vowels.
What's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
The marksman can shoot but not hit...
If an owl is like a well read chicken, what is an owl's favorite food?
What’s an owls favorite city?
The rapper Mike Jones and a owl walk into a bar.
Why did they arrest the owl?
Just thought of an Owl joke.
Why don’t owls breed in the rain?
Because it’s too wet to woo.
I've got a friend who is an owl, and the other day he told me he's getting married....
So I said, you twit to who?
What’s the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can’t hit
Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...
When people finally started making barns
Pet rabbit missing. Last seen carried away by owl
I hired a wise owl to watch my kids while I was away...
Turns out they had a bit of a hootinanny.
Hope everyone has a great time tonight at your owl watching parties!
I hear they are all going to be superb!
What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and an owl?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
If a group of owls is called a parliament
Is a group of Russian owls called an Owligarchy?
Someone told me that you sound like an owl.
I hired an owl to watch my kids.
She's a real hootin' Nanny.
A group of owls decided to form a rock band...
Friend: someone here is possessed by a owl