Owl tell you a joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prabeshdai13
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Why don’t owls breed in the rain?

Because it’s too wet to woo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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What’s the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?

One can shoot but can’t hit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...

When people finally started making barns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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I hired a wise owl to watch my kids while I was away...

Turns out they had a bit of a hootinanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ph0enixR3born
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Pet rabbit missing. Last seen carried away by owl

Fowl play suspected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Someone told me that you sound like an owl.

Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montero65
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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I hired an owl to watch my kids.

She's a real hootin' Nanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTipOfAkiBerg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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A group of owls decided to form a rock band...

They're called The Whoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skiinghobbit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Hope everyone has a great time tonight at your owl watching parties!

I hear they are all going to be superb!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benacor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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If a group of owls is called a parliament

Is a group of Russian owls called an Owligarchy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Well_Lit_Kiwi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Who let the owls out?

WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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What do owls say when they're surprised by someone?

Who, who, who, are you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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What did the owl bookmark say?

Owl keep your place

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Owl tell you a joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeshamMoSelim
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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When I was in Peru, all the native owls worried me,

I think they were Inca Hoots!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Superb Owl

Can’t believe the sky high prices for tickets to see a band at the Hard Rock stadium this weekend! Anyone heard of the β€œSuperb Owl”? Can’t find them on Spotify.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zerospan01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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How'd the Owl learn maths?

With Ka-Hoot ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tumbleflop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call a baby owl in the rain?

A moist owlet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What do you call an owl with a PHD

Dr who

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeCarter45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and an owl?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treboRtoN
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Someone said you look like an owl.

Who?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rnielsen776
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Did you know that Owls don’t defecate?

They have Owl movements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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True Story About Owl Nutririon

True story. My wife feeds a number of squirrels on our patio in back of our house. Has done this for years.

Coming home from the grocery store today, this was our conversation.

Her: The other day I saw an owl land in a tree near the back of our house. So I made noises to make the squirrels run and hide.

Me: Well, I'm sure the owl is just looking for three squirrel meals a day.

Her: GROAN...! I can't believe I set you up like that!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Have you ever seen a bunch of owls together?

It’s a who’s who of owls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avelertimetr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Me: Someone said you sound like an owl

Friend: who
Me: Exactly.

Credits to friend who did it on me. Still angry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rust4yy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Whodini!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DC_Antman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What did the Owl say to the Comedian?

I'll be here all night!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrOwls247
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What is a Barn Owl’s favourite subject at school?

Owlgebra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrashyBang96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call a magical owl?

Hoo-dini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Whats the difference between a bad sniper and a constipated owl?

One can shoot but not hit, while the other one can hoot but not shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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How does a blind man know when an owl gets a base hit?

Hoo’s on first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Dad: someone here is possessed by an Owl.

Son: Who?

Dad: mhmm guess we found out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snerlord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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GET IT CAUSE OWLS SAY HOO AND WHO SOUNDS LIKE WHO αΆ¦ ᡏⁿᡒʷ αΆ¦α΅—Λ’ α΅α΅ƒα΅ˆα΅‰ Κ·αΆ¦α΅—Κ° α΅α΅‰α΅α΅ƒα΅—αΆ¦αΆœ ˒ʰᡘ˒ʰ
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Dad: Someone among us is an owl.

Me: Who?

Dad: Narrows eyes suspiciously

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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The most common owl in Britain is the teat

Teatowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pndaberrybruh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I went to an owl party the other day...

It was a real hoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilDippa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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How do owls decide the winner of drawn football matches?

With a penalty hootout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuruGarySingh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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β€œHey someone said you sound like an owl”

β€œWho?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExecutivePenquin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What do you call an owl riding a horse with a sword?

A night owl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadySparta729
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Owl be damned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschwede318
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What do you call a magical owl?

Hoo-dini

I'm sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drunk_Obama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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One of us is possessed by an owl

Son: who?

Me: found it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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I hired a babysitter the other day who pretends to be an owl

Called her a hootin' nanny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumbassNinja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why did the owl go to a gym?

Because he’s the stare master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call a magic owl?

Hooooodini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me-no-smart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Me: I know a gay guy who sounds like an owl

Friend: who? Me: [narrows eyes]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Someone here is possessed by an owl

Who?

That's the thing we-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaskedForGas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I know someone possessed by an owl

Friend: who? Me: [narrows eyes]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Owl find out the perpitrator sir.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeadedPumpkin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What did the owl say to the man asking him to adress the elephant in the room?

Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaitmun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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My dad said someone called me an owl.

I said β€œWho?” and he just laughed

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What do you call a owl with armor on?

A knight owl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jake_Sanders2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Did you hear about the two owls stealing from tourists on Machu Picchu?

They were incahoots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashsmasher
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Owls never know who they are talking to.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magoogooo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What owl is commonly found drying the dishes?

A teat owl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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My sister is obsessed with keeping owls.

I think she's an owlcaholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What do you call a magic owl

Answer: hoodini

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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You dare pet me? Fine, owl allow it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deriv3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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What do owls do about bad breath?

Owl-toids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syntaxbad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Why do owls get invited to parties?

Because they're a hoot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What’s the difference between a constipated owl and a sniper with a bad eyesight ?

One can hoot but can’t shit while the other can shoot but can’t hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glalahad_knb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do you call an owl with a sore throat?

A bird that dont give a hoot.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What do you call a magic owl?

HOO-DINI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolzean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Whether it's the Duolingo Owl or the Ibis-headed god of writing Thoth

All generations agree that the bird is the word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oklahom0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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How does an owl say, "Everything is fine."?

It's owl good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What sort of owl can you find in a kitchen?

A teat-owl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What does an educated owl say?

Whom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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I don’t get why people say, β€œI’m a night owl” - you could just say, β€œI’m an owl”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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The owls are not what they seem!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meemboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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My child’s caretaker is a very interesting and fun individual. She sings and performs with her pet owl.

When she comes over, it’s a real hoot and nanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhoss06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What do you get after combining an Owl with a Bee?

A Bowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avanou
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Did you know that precipitation prohibits owl reproduction?

It's too wet to woo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mister_pleco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?

The had a hootenanny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuba_phone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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What do you call a cross between a cat and an owl?

A meowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edtdir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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Did you hear about the twin owl murderers?

They were in co-hoots.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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An owl flew into the back of my wife's head the other day

She never Saw-whet coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaolinPandas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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Sheβ€˜s out there making owl noises.

who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpaghettiGal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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She’s outside making owl noises again...

Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItBurnsWhen1PvP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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SO and I were browsing reddit together, and we saw a picture of an owl getting scritched. She asked if we could get an owl.

I said, "Owl see."

Cue eye rolling from her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boomkiller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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what do you call a magical owl

WHOdini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacob_pugh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Barn owls must have been stocked when the barn was invented. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legat-Beelzebub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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When I applied to Cambridge, they kept asking what noise an owl makes.

It's who, you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hegemon_Alexander
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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What's a prison for owls called?

Owl-catraz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamersEatCrisps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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What is the most common type of owl?

Teet-owl

(Tea towl)

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Why can't owls get dates in the rain?

It's too wet to woo

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D12TTA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I heard a pun about owls ...

  ... it was a hoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tqgibtngo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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What's an Owl favorite subject

Owlgebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrategyFan2347
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hoot-ini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTopsBaby
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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What is the most common owl in Britain?

Teat Owl

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h0worth
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do you call a magic owl?

Hoodini.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeArTeHNOOB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What’s the difference between a bad sharpshooter and a constipated owl?

One can shoot but not hit and the other can hoot but not shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memeclapper114241
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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Someone told me you sound like an Owl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KorbanDidIt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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