It's an absolute hoot.
I heard it was a hoot
I suggested the male owl was trying to mate with the female. My friend said no, they were probably married and it was a domestic dispute. Our professor said, "maybe someone forgot to pay their owlimony."
Me: "I know a guy that talks like an owl"
Son: "Who?" pause.... then....facepalm!
I said to her after reading a reddit fact: do you know what a group of leemurs is called?
A conspiracy
My wife: do you know what a group of crows is called?
A murder.
10 year old from upstairs:
Do you know what a group of cars is called?
Traffic.
My wife fell out. I posted with full dad pride.
and turns to me and asked, "have you been cheating on me with a bird?"
So I look at her right in the eye and said, "I swear... It was just a peck on the cheek."
She almost kicked me out of the house.
Me, to my son: "Greg, someone we know says you sound like an owl."
Greg: "Who?"
Who's there?
There's an owl at the end of this joke.
There's an owl at the end of this joke who?
