My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...

It was a good aluminum foil

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📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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When fencing, my friend acted like he collapsed unconscious from fright upon sight of his opponent's epee...

He feinted.

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📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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My neighbor and I have been battling with epees lately, which has aided in our friendship...

You know what they say, good fences make good neighbors.

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📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?

A riposte!

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📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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