W had soup for dinner last night..
There was a small bug in mine. I said "what is this bug doing in my soup?" My dad said "It looks like he's doing the backstroke."
My favorite professor's favorite joke.
An older professor told me this one in class.
I was at a restaurant and I ordered a split pea soup for this diet I was on. The waiter was very rude, she took my order and came back with my soup. She threw the soup down and I noticed a rather large fly in my soup. I called her over and asked "Excuse me, what's this fly doing in my soup?" She responds, "it looks like the backstroke."
