A stroke of genius
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
It was written by Francis Near.
I’m still in de-Nile
“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
A human submarine
So, I handed him a glass of water.
It was just a Fanta sea.
One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. 🤪🤣
I gave him a glass of water.
I'm in Seine.
Because the are boyn't
Is most likely on the Titanic
Bad um Tisch
Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.
..that I've been dry for the last four years.
Turns out it was just a Fanta Sea.
They couldn't keep their trunks up!
. . . and exclaimed, "Dam!"
And i just kept laughing because i knew that shark wasn’t going to help
I'm going to call it IP in Pools
The one fish turns to the other and says, "Damn."
The second fish replies, "No, I think it was a well."
I guess you could say it was more of a Fanta sea.
Got such a fright when the lifeguard blew his whistle that I nearly fell in..
The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in
I gave him a glass of water
She's too loony!
So I gave him a glass of water...
It was a fanta sea
But it was just a Fanta sea.