What do you call a good swimming pun?
From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
Just finished reading a book on Channel swimming.
It was written by Francis Near.
She broke up with me while we were swimming in Egypt
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won?
“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?
What do you call a pregnant woman when swimming?
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
What do you call an unvaccinated kids in a swimming pool?
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
Two prawns were swimming around in the sea
One called Justin and the other called Kristian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted"
Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in hi
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While swimming around, a fish hits its head on a wall and then yells out...
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...
Why are girl so good at swimming?
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a
The deepest swimming pool in the world
Is most likely on the Titanic
What do you call a security guard at a swimming pool?
What do you call a swimming male ant?
A German built a swimming pool around his table.
What do you call a horse swimming in shark infested waters?
Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.
An American cat named ‘One-Two-Three’ and a French cat named ‘Une-Deux-Troi’ are in a swimming race. Why did the American cat win?
Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.
I used to be very addicted to swimming but now, I'm so proud to say..
..that I've been dry for the last four years.
I had a dream I was swimming in a ocean of orange soda...
Turns out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I wouldn't suggest wearing them swimming though
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?
They couldn't keep their trunks up!
The little fish bumped into a wall while swimming up stream
. . . and exclaimed, "Dam!"
Heard a guy swimming yelling “HELP, SHARK, HELP!!!”
And i just kept laughing because i knew that shark wasn’t going to help
I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas.
I'm going to call it IP in Pools
Two fish are out swimming when they swim into a wall.
The one fish turns to the other and says, "Damn."
The second fish replies, "No, I think it was a well."
Swimming with a dolphin is moving with a porpoise
Most people know that after swimming into a wall the fish said "Dam!" But what did the dam say?
I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
I guess you could say it was more of a Fanta sea.
Went to the swimming pool the other day and desperately need to pee so just peed in the pool
Got such a fright when the lifeguard blew his whistle that I nearly fell in..
I went swimming today and took a pee in the deep end
The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in
Today a man came to my house and asked for a small donation towards a local swimming pool
I gave him a glass of water
I broke up with my girlfriend because she is obsessed with North American aquatic birds that resemble large ducks when swimming...
A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...
So I gave him a glass of water...
I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda...
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
But it was just a Fanta sea.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool
I gave him a glass of water