What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s_tormbringr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.

So, I handed him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What do you call an unvaccinated kids in a swimming pool?

Water polio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MANTRA2018
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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The deepest swimming pool in the world

Is most likely on the Titanic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call a security guard at a swimming pool?

The poolice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohhnoitsmeagain
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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A German built a swimming pool around his table.

Bad um Tisch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treenaks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?

They couldn't keep their trunks up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardrockclassic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Went to the swimming pool the other day and desperately need to pee so just peed in the pool

Got such a fright when the lifeguard blew his whistle that I nearly fell in..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Swimming pool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMemeGod13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Swimming pool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/N00bio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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It's a swimming pool guys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sriramempire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs....

It might not quite work out in english, but it got stuck in my head - chlorine being used in pools, which are glorified bathtubs....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyOdd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Religion is like a swimming pool.

Most of the noise is coming from the shallow end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do old people and swimming pools have in common?

They’re both full of pee but only one can hold their water. So I guess it deep ends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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A boy complains to his father: 'You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!'

Father: 'Really, what?'

Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namirred
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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As I was cleaning the dirtiest swimming pool ever, people looked at me with sadness in their eyes...

I'm just a pool boy, I need no sympathy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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What do you call 3 cats at the bottom of a swimming pool?

trois cat sank

edit: trois quatre cinq

edit: the cats are french

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Innundator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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A boy came up to me asking if I could donate to the local swimming pool

I came back with a glass of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dippyfreshdawg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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Took my daughter swimming and there was a group of deaf people signing to each other on the pool.

My daughter was quite curious/interested in their use of sign language and was staring. I redirected her and told her it was not polite to stare.

She asked me "but why can't I watch"?

I replied:

"Because they might hear you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiderspawnx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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Dad always told us to get out of the swimming pool when it's raining.

He said we might get wet in the rain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sourcreamjunkie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2013
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A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...

So I gave him a glass of water...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool

I gave him a glass of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Today a man came to my house and asked for a small donation towards a local swimming pool

I gave him a glass of water

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Today I had someone knock on my door asking for small donations towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiderman316
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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A guy came to my door asking for donations for a local swimming pool

I gave him a cup of water to help out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/houseme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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A man knocked on my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool

I handed him a glass of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Somebody just knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

So I gave him a glass of water!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yea_I_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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Today someone knocked on the door and asked for a small donation for the local public swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brisquet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?

They couldn't keep their trunks up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardrockclassic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation to the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amd20555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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A man knocked on my door asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

So I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, in a swimming pool?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-bit-rich
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

So, I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danlozo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2016
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What do you call a swimming pool with a cat in it?

A Kitty Pool

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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