Lifeguard Puns

A list of puns related to "Lifeguard"

Watchful lifeguard
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👤︎ u/falcon2op
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

Because he was too far out, man

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👤︎ u/jjohnny83
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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This lifeguard tried his best to rescue a hippie

But he was just too far out, man.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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Lifeguards are sad to report the drowning of a hippie last night.

He was too far out, man.

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👤︎ u/Texgymratdad
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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A Roman Lifeguard on duty:

See Caesar, Beware the tides of March!

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👤︎ u/fladavpam
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
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What do you call a gay lifeguard?

Flambuoyant

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👤︎ u/pickle_mateo
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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Some lifeguards at the pool were doing a ph test to see how the pool was doing, and I was fascinated by it.

I thought to myself, “Dang, hydrogen is powerful”

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👤︎ u/Obscure_Things
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Is there a lifeguard around?
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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Why didn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippie?

Because he was faaaar out maaaaaan....

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👤︎ u/RDS327
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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What do you call an asshole lifeguard?

Son of a beach.

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👤︎ u/Pman6543
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie??

(I’m stoned hippie voice)

Cuz he was tooo faarrr ouuttt maaaannn!!

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👤︎ u/biga42008
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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Lifeguards are not trained to be fishermen...

But to be fishers of men

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👤︎ u/LindFang
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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I use to be a lifeguard, until some blue kid got me fired.
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👤︎ u/HoshForce
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why is it too hard for lifeguards to save hippies?

They're too far out.

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👤︎ u/TintinDaSaila
📅︎ May 25 2018
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Where does Frankenstein lifeguard?

Lake Erie.

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👤︎ u/iZacAsimov
📅︎ Jun 30 2017
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too Far Out, Man 🤙

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👤︎ u/jabbahtheslut
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why didn’t the Lifeguard save the hippie?

He was far out man!

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👤︎ u/devinh313
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out man!

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👤︎ u/Imholt11
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why didn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

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👤︎ u/TheHeroicOnion
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too faarrr out, man!

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👤︎ u/atoterrano
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy ?

He was too far out man !

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippy?

Because he was too far out man

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👤︎ u/mummifiedllama
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie ?

He was too far out man.

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👤︎ u/colepatrick1111
📅︎ Apr 16 2018
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Why did the lifeguard not rescue the hippy?

He was too far out man!

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👤︎ u/Bunit5
📅︎ Sep 25 2017
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Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man

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👤︎ u/Andyh10s
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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👤︎ u/hexagon_papers
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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👤︎ u/cancervixen831
📅︎ Oct 21 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man!

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👤︎ u/OfficeBadger
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man

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👤︎ u/Anassis
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard get the hippie

He was too far out man.

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👤︎ u/PAPAjakesOBAMA_10
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?

Because he was too far out

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ Nov 07 2017
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out, man.

[xpost from r/AskReddit]

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👤︎ u/Enzo595
📅︎ Feb 26 2017
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out, man!

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👤︎ u/Hexyl68
📅︎ Sep 18 2016
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What did the lifeguard say to the drowning hippie?

You're too far out man!

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👤︎ u/Tmacker14
📅︎ Jul 07 2016
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Why did the lifeguard not try to save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out, man

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👤︎ u/Pryxkiran
📅︎ Jun 30 2017
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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👤︎ u/BarelyBlack
📅︎ Apr 12 2015
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