Watchful lifeguard
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out, man
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︎ Apr 09 2021
This lifeguard tried his best to rescue a hippie
But he was just too far out, man.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Lifeguards are sad to report the drowning of a hippie last night.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
A Roman Lifeguard on duty:
See Caesar, Beware the tides of March!
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︎ Mar 15 2021
What do you call a gay lifeguard?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Some lifeguards at the pool were doing a ph test to see how the pool was doing, and I was fascinated by it.
I thought to myself, βDang, hydrogen is powerfulβ
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Is there a lifeguard around?
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︎ Sep 11 2018
Why didnβt the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
Because he was faaaar out maaaaaan....
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︎ Oct 13 2019
What do you call an asshole lifeguard?
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Why didnβt the lifeguard save the hippie??
(Iβm stoned hippie voice)
Cuz he was tooo faarrr ouuttt maaaannn!!
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Lifeguards are not trained to be fishermen...
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︎ Apr 23 2019
I use to be a lifeguard, until some blue kid got me fired.
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Why is it too hard for lifeguards to save hippies?
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︎ May 25 2018
Where does Frankenstein lifeguard?
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︎ Jun 30 2017
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
Because he was too Far Out, Man π€
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why didnβt the Lifeguard save the hippie?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why didn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
Because he was too far out man.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Why didnβt the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
He was too faarrr out, man!
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy ?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Why didnβt the lifeguard save the hippy?
Because he was too far out man
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie ?
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︎ Apr 16 2018
Why did the lifeguard not rescue the hippy?
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︎ Sep 25 2017
Why couldnβt the lifeguard save the hippie?
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︎ Dec 12 2018
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
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︎ Oct 21 2018
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
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︎ Feb 08 2019
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Why couldn't the lifeguard get the hippie
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︎ Oct 01 2018
Why couldnβt the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out
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︎ Nov 07 2017
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
He was too far out, man.
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︎ Feb 26 2017
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
Because he was too far out, man!
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︎ Sep 18 2016
What did the lifeguard say to the drowning hippie?
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︎ Jul 07 2016
Why did the lifeguard not try to save the drowning hippie?
Because he was too far out, man
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︎ Jun 30 2017
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
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