A whistle pun

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UnstoppablePhoenix
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How do flowers whistle?

With their tulips.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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My band only plays dog whistles

You have probably never heard us

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moneybot13
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She does the whistle tone!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StrangeAssonance
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I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside the house today and gave her one last chance...

Unfortunately, she blew it...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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Whistles
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ventus250
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Why did the referee blow a whistle on a chicken?

Because it was a fowl

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Elemental_Xenon
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How did the Gardener blow a whistle

He used his tulips

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slashr7
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I blow into a dog whistle every time I see the sun setting

It's always nice to end the day on a high note

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Majike03
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2019
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My issue with whistles!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wildwindsurfer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2019
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Whistle for the wifi passwo- oh
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tmanrocks717
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Whistle
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/live4lifelegit
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I can brush my teeth and whistle at the same time

He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Puhlz
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I feel like a government whistle blower

because I'm snowed in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chrispyb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2015
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Today I bought a wooden whistle...

It didn't work so I took it back to the store and told them, 'it wooden whistle'. So they replaced it with a steel one. So I tried and tried but had to return it and told them 'it steel wooden whistle'. So they finally replaced it with a tin one. I gave it a big blow and happily exclaimed, 'I tin whistle!'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/indietorch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2016
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I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...

Unfortunately, she blew it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2019
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I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance

Unfortunately she blew it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wattson86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2019
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I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle

But it steel wooden lead me whistle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jack_Dawesome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2019
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I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...

Unfortunately, she blew it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2019
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I warned my kid for the last time not to use the whistle when he’s inside the house.

Unfortunately he blew it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2019
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I recently bought a wooden whistle...

...but it wooden whistle...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2019
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I bought a wooden whistle

But it wooden let me whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle.

So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AsdiaVooperia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2019
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I bought a Wooden Whistle

But it wooden whistle

So I Bought a steel whistle

But it steel wooden whistle

So I Bought a lead whistle

But it steel wooden lead me whistle

So I Bought a copper whistle

But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle

So I bought a tin whistle

Now I can whistle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AcoupleofIrishfolk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2019
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I warned my daughter about blowing her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...

But she blew it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-man44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2019
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I bought a wooden whistle

But it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle.

But it steel wooden whistle.

So I bought a lead whistle.

But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2019
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My boss warned me that I shouldn’t blow the whistle in the office anymore. He gave me one last chance.

But unfortunately, I blew it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/varun_chakilam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2019
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I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance.

Unfortunately, she blew it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2019
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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kennyj2369
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2018
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I bought a wooden whistle

But it wooden whistle, so I bought a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle, so I bought a tin whistle and now I tin whistle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zamoose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2017
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I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.

So i bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. Then i bought a lead whistle but it still wooden lead me whistle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jnr_jinx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2017
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I made a wooden whistle...

...but it wooden whistle.

So I made a steel whistle, but...

It steel wooden whistle. :(

Finally I made a tin whistle.

And now I tin whistle! πŸ˜€

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RatFinkEd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2017
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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/giraffterparty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2016
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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alphabet-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2017
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I recently bought a wooden whistle

But it wooden whistle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSnowMann211
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