A whistle pun
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
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︎ Jun 16 2018
*whistle*
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︎ May 11 2021
If 1+1=2 and 2+0=2, what does Train+Whistle equal?
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︎ May 21 2021
How do flowers whistle?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
My band only plays dog whistles
You have probably never heard us
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︎ Sep 25 2020
She does the whistle tone!
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Whistles
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︎ Sep 03 2019
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside the house today and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it...
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Why did the referee blow a whistle on a chicken?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
How did the Gardener blow a whistle
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I blow into a dog whistle every time I see the sun setting
It's always nice to end the day on a high note
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︎ Mar 06 2020
My issue with whistles!
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Whistle for the wifi passwo- oh
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Whistle
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︎ Mar 16 2018
I can brush my teeth and whistle at the same time
He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.
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︎ Dec 01 2014
I feel like a government whistle blower
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︎ Jan 27 2015
Today I bought a wooden whistle...
It didn't work so I took it back to the store and told them, 'it wooden whistle'. So they replaced it with a steel one. So I tried and tried but had to return it and told them 'it steel wooden whistle'. So they finally replaced it with a tin one. I gave it a big blow and happily exclaimed, 'I tin whistle!'
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︎ Dec 18 2016
I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it!
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︎ Oct 12 2019
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance
Unfortunately she blew it
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︎ Oct 11 2019
I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle
But it steel wooden lead me whistle
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︎ Sep 03 2019
I bought a wooden whistle
But it wooden let me whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle.
So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I recently bought a wooden whistle...
...but it wooden whistle...
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it!
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︎ Dec 07 2019
I bought a Wooden Whistle
But it wooden whistle
So I Bought a steel whistle
But it steel wooden whistle
So I Bought a lead whistle
But it steel wooden lead me whistle
So I Bought a copper whistle
But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle
So I bought a tin whistle
Now I can whistle
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︎ Jun 27 2019
I warned my kid for the last time not to use the whistle when heβs inside the house.
Unfortunately he blew it.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
I bought a wooden whistle
But it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle.
But it steel wooden whistle.
So I bought a lead whistle.
But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
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︎ May 01 2019
I warned my daughter about blowing her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
My boss warned me that I shouldnβt blow the whistle in the office anymore. He gave me one last chance.
But unfortunately, I blew it
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle!
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︎ Oct 03 2018
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance.
Unfortunately, she blew it.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
I bought a wooden whistle
But it wooden whistle, so I bought a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle, so I bought a tin whistle and now I tin whistle.
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︎ Sep 02 2017
I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.
So i bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle.
Then i bought a lead whistle but it still wooden lead me whistle
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︎ Jul 12 2017
I made a wooden whistle...
...but it wooden whistle.
So I made a steel whistle, but...
It steel wooden whistle. :(
Finally I made a tin whistle.
And now I tin whistle! π
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︎ Dec 03 2017
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Dec 31 2016
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle
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︎ Feb 25 2017
I recently bought a wooden whistle
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