Where does a naughty bee go to serve timeout?

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👤︎ u/jaych79
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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When his son kept complaining that his bedtime was unfair, where did the sommelier send him to timeout?

The whine cellar

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📅︎ Jun 21 2016
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I tied all my watches to my belt

too bad it was a waist of time.

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👤︎ u/proluxru
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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My son is driving my wife and I crazy.

My boy, Arthur, is slow. He is the slowest child I’ve ever met. And I don’t mean mentally, he just doesn’t move quickly at all no matter what the urgency.

He takes an hour to get out of bed and stand up in the morning. He takes an hour to eat. When we go anywhere we have to tell him 20 minutes in advance because he takes that long to get his shoes on. His showers…we had to install an industrial sized water heater and hook it up to his shower exclusively because he would drain the tank and shower in ice cold water and started getting sick from it.

The worst part is that even if you help him out he doesn’t go faster. We can feed him and he’ll just swallow slower. We can wash him and he’ll just sit there for longer.

I’ve learned to live with it and be content because I know he won’t change. But my wife can’t take it. Just the other day she told me she was going to punish him to make him go quicker:

“I’ve had it with him! I’m going to start giving him timeouts and taking away toys for going so slow!”

“Honey,” I said, “it’ll never work.”

“Why not?!”

“Because you can’t rush Art.”

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📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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Time-Out! (x-posted from /r/standupshots)

I lost my watch at a club. I thought I'd never find it, but I decided to try. Sure enough I found it, but there was a dude standing on it. The worst part was, he was being very handsy with this woman. When she made herself very clear that she didn't want "it," he slapped her. That's when I sprung into action and knocked him out. Because you don't hit a woman. Not on my watch.

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Original post: http://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/2eju8x/timeout/

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