I ate a clock
It was very time consuming lucky I went back for seconds
What is the downside of eating a clock?
A clock started training for a marathon
Now everyone's mad it runs fast.
What happens when you accidentally drop you Viagra on your clock?
Your gonna have a hard time...
For My Birthday My Kids Gave Me An Alarm Clock That Sweared At Me Instead Of Buzzing.
It was quite a rude awakening.
Source: Corny Dad Jokes
I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.
It was too time consuming.
How many times in a day can you look at a clock?
The alarm clock may be bulky, dirty, and poorly designed
But it's what's on the inside that counts.
What's the difference between a boy clock and a girl clock?
A boy clock goes "tick tock, tick tock, tick tock" and a girl clock just tocks...and tocks...and tocks.
Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning.
It would be truly alarming.
Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!
“It’s about high time,” commented the union representative.
Whats the best time on a clock?
If a clock you ordered arrived in the mail,
That means your time is here
My boyfriend told me he already turned the clocks forward an hour in the kitchen. I told him he is a man ahead of his time.
“Dad, did you remember to move the clocks forward last night?”
‘Yeah, but they fell off the shelf.”
Guys! They finally made a story about clocks!
My friend makes a living off of being the sound of a clock.
Her actual words were, "I'm a tiktoker," but I knew what she meant.
I thought my friends believed I was the clock
But it ends up they were just winding me up.
Why did the clock go back four seconds?
When you order a clock online and it arrives
i tried to eat a clock yesterday.
It was quite time consuming.
So I asked the employee if I could see the clock for sale, so she gave it to me. I asked my dad if I could buy it.
My dad said “we don’t have Time for that, we’re gonna leave any Second now, so Hand it back to the lady and head back to Hour car”
Why did the old man throw his clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
Before the clock strikes midnight on december 31st be sure to lift your left leg
That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
Don’t annoy clocks
Or they’ll get ticked off.
I havent read a book in ages. So i decided to start with a book of how clocks work.
Just thought this : I went to the doctor cause I was pooping clocks
The doctor told me i was wasting time
What is a clocks favorite spice
It took me over 6 months to come up with a joke about calendars and clocks.
Don't ever try eating a clock if you're in a hurry
Why did the clock get fat?
It kept going for seconds.
The most important thing to me is my alarm clock
It’s what gets me out of bed in the morning
Why are clocks so good at maths?
Because every second counts.
Why did The conservative get rid of his alarm clock?
Because every morning it wanted him to get woke
Why should you never believe a clock?
It usually has second hand information
How does a clock get fat?
It gains weight OVER TIME
Why do they call it a grandfather clock?
I buy a new clock every time a new social movement forms.
Because the times, they are a-changin'.
What do you call a belt with a clock on it?
Yesterday I ate a clock....
It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry
I just ate a clock
It was very time consuming
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Last night I ate a clock
It was very time consuming.
Especially when I went back for seconds.
Make sure that your left leg is up before the clock hits midnight tomorrow.
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming.
Yesterday, I ate a clock.
It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.
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