Son: "Hey Dad, how does a sundial work?"

*Dad hands Son a phone*

Dad: "Ok, now just call someone."

Son: "Why can't you do it?"

Dad: "Because that would be a daddial."

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! Iā€™m glad you all liked it! :)

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/FinalCaveat
šŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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What did the sundial say to the calendar?

Your days are numbered

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Doodle1221
šŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Where is the mouth of a sundial?

near the 5-O'clock-shadow.

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The man who invented auto correct has died

His funfair is on Sundial at moon.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ElderHallow
šŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I went to the dentist and was so bored...

I decided to eat his wall clock to see if I could pass the time. It was rather time consuming. At first I was going to just eat the hours away, but I was still hungry afterwards so I went back for seconds. My doctor didn't notice at first, but when he used the stethoscope on me, he heard it - he was ticked off. He tocked to me and said that eating clocks is actually slightly dangerous, but the dangers are *minute.*Afterwards, I did more research on timekeeping devices and became clockwise. Sundial.

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