*Dad hands Son a phone*
Dad: "Ok, now just call someone."
Son: "Why can't you do it?"
Dad: "Because that would be a daddial."
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Your days are numbered
near the 5-O'clock-shadow.
His funfair is on Sundial at moon.
I decided to eat his wall clock to see if I could pass the time. It was rather time consuming. At first I was going to just eat the hours away, but I was still hungry afterwards so I went back for seconds. My doctor didn't notice at first, but when he used the stethoscope on me, he heard it - he was ticked off. He tocked to me and said that eating clocks is actually slightly dangerous, but the dangers are *minute.*Afterwards, I did more research on timekeeping devices and became clockwise. Sundial.