What did the sundial say to the calendar?

Your days are numbered

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📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Where is the mouth of a sundial?

near the 5-O'clock-shadow.

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📅︎ Jul 07 2017
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I went to the dentist and was so bored...

I decided to eat his wall clock to see if I could pass the time. It was rather time consuming. At first I was going to just eat the hours away, but I was still hungry afterwards so I went back for seconds. My doctor didn't notice at first, but when he used the stethoscope on me, he heard it - he was ticked off. He tocked to me and said that eating clocks is actually slightly dangerous, but the dangers are *minute.*Afterwards, I did more research on timekeeping devices and became clockwise. Sundial.

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📅︎ Sep 02 2014
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