Ancient South American owls always worked together secretly.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Where do all the super heroes in South Africa come from?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
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︎ Dec 12 2020
People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same
...but really, thereβs a whole world of differences between them.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Why do Birds Fly South?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
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︎ Nov 08 2020
South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...
It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Where do South American frogs live?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
Goddamn those big game hunters
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︎ Oct 21 2020
TIL about the 1860's guano wars in South America.
They were bat shit crazy.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
The bear couldn't decide whether to go north or south for the winter
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I donβt like discussing North and South in polite company.
I find those topics to be quite polarizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What do you call a polar bear that faces North and a polar bear that faces South?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
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︎ Jul 08 2020
How many people live in South America?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Apparently someone gets stabbed every 48 seconds in South London.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Apparently a town in South Wales is having greater lockdown restrictions imposed on it....
.....and it wouldn't have happened if people there had done things more Caerphilly.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
A friend of of mine opened a business in South Korea.
Heβs a Seoul proprietor.
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︎ May 18 2020
I asked my South African buddy if he knew how to make beer.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America
Because you're looking a little chilly
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︎ Jul 21 2020
How do South Americans get around in the air?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Which wayβs south again?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?
He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures
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︎ Mar 22 2020
I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...
Because Missouri loves company.
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︎ May 26 2020
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
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︎ May 16 2020
Do you know how many South Americans speak Portuguese?
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︎ May 16 2020
Why do birds fly south ?
Cause itβs too far to walk
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why do birds fly south for the winter
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︎ Sep 07 2020
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Why Do Birds Fly South?
Because it's too far to walk!
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Why do swallows fly south in winter?
Because it is too far to walk
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︎ May 23 2020
How many South Americans it takes to change a bulb?
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︎ Dec 05 2019
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
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