Why do Birds Fly South?

Cuz they can't walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydropowerEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...

'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set

Goddamn those big game hunters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PissYourTits
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is a South Asians favorite kind of Dish?

A Bangladish.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because they can't swim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hedges_101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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How many people live in South America?

At least a Brazilian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiooiooi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Where do South American frogs live?

Chile Pad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILikePVT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.

It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlessedBigIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a polar bear that faces North and a polar bear that faces South?

Polar Opposites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoriatis71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Apparently someone gets stabbed every 48 seconds in South London.

Poor bastard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theultimatetaff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?

There's more ducks on that side.

(As told by my father)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RMiller517
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Apparently a town in South Wales is having greater lockdown restrictions imposed on it....

.....and it wouldn't have happened if people there had done things more Caerphilly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My girlfriend told me that she was worried she was turning into a costal area at the southwestern tip of the Gower Peninsula in south Wales. I said to her...

Don't be Rhossili Bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why do birds fly south for the winter

It's too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?

Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I asked my South African buddy if he knew how to make beer.

He said yeah brew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America

Because you're looking a little chilly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clearlytrippin179
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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How do South Americans get around in the air?

With a Paraguayder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4D1U5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Why do swallows fly south in winter?

Because it is too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyGenZ
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?

Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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A friend of of mine opened a business in South Korea.

He’s a Seoul proprietor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?

An urgent tina

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...

Because Missouri loves company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiky3420
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Do you know how many South Americans speak Portuguese?

A Brazillion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTeddly
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Which way’s south again?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ERTandRIT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?

He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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If The Beauty and the Beast took place in America, "Beauty" would have to be from the South

Because she's a Southern Belle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagleeatworld
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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How many South Americans it takes to change a bulb?

One brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.c..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeskies307
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?

A bi-polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftInSpires
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

One Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feddny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Moving Down South

I have to get a U-'Aul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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There was a zombie infestation in South Korea's Capital

The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.

After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.

"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.

She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforepic_inc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.

While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What do you say when a South American country starts acting up?

Chile, please

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosotz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?

Hey, Seoul Sister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?

it was called Run DMZ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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A bear that lives in both the North Pole and South Pole...

Is a bi-polar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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My girlfriend visited both the North Pole and the South Pole this month

I guess you could say she’s bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehobojuan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Why Do Birds Fly South?

Because it's too far to walk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poodyepi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?

He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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