Ancient South American owls always worked together secretly.

They were Inca hoots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Where do all the super heroes in South Africa come from?

Cape Town

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.

But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?

A Wicked Smart car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/souphead420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?

There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same

...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrindoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why do Birds Fly South?

Cuz they can't walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydropowerEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why do birds fly south ?

Cause it’s too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...

'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaneywest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...

It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustStargazin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaronclark384
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Where do South American frogs live?

Chile Pad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILikePVT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set

Goddamn those big game hunters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PissYourTits
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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TIL about the 1860's guano wars in South America.

They were bat shit crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunbarian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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The bear couldn't decide whether to go north or south for the winter

He was a bipolar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I don’t like discussing North and South in polite company.

I find those topics to be quite polarizing.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because they can't swim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hedges_101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a polar bear that faces North and a polar bear that faces South?

Polar Opposites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoriatis71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?

There's more ducks on that side.

(As told by my father)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RMiller517
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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How many people live in South America?

At least a Brazilian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiooiooi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.

It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlessedBigIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Apparently someone gets stabbed every 48 seconds in South London.

Poor bastard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theultimatetaff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Apparently a town in South Wales is having greater lockdown restrictions imposed on it....

.....and it wouldn't have happened if people there had done things more Caerphilly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?

Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?

Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why do swallows fly south in winter?

Because it is too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyGenZ
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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A friend of of mine opened a business in South Korea.

He’s a Seoul proprietor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I asked my South African buddy if he knew how to make beer.

He said yeah brew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America

Because you're looking a little chilly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clearlytrippin179
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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How many South Americans it takes to change a bulb?

One brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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How do South Americans get around in the air?

With a Paraguayder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4D1U5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?

An urgent tina

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Which way’s south again?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ERTandRIT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?

He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...

Because Missouri loves company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiky3420
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.c..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeskies307
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Do you know how many South Americans speak Portuguese?

A Brazillion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTeddly
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?

A bi-polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftInSpires
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Why do birds fly south for the winter

It's too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why Do Birds Fly South?

Because it's too far to walk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poodyepi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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