Ancient South American owls always worked together secretly.
Where do all the super heroes in South Africa come from?
An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
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People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same
...but really, thereβs a whole world of differences between them.
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Why do Birds Fly South?
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Why do birds fly south ?
Cause itβs too far to walk
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...
It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
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Where do South American frogs live?
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A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
Goddamn those big game hunters
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TIL about the 1860's guano wars in South America.
They were bat shit crazy.
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The bear couldn't decide whether to go north or south for the winter
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I donβt like discussing North and South in polite company.
I find those topics to be quite polarizing.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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What do you call a polar bear that faces North and a polar bear that faces South?
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When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
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How many people live in South America?
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There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
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Apparently someone gets stabbed every 48 seconds in South London.
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Apparently a town in South Wales is having greater lockdown restrictions imposed on it....
.....and it wouldn't have happened if people there had done things more Caerphilly.
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?
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Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
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Why do swallows fly south in winter?
Because it is too far to walk
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A friend of of mine opened a business in South Korea.
Heβs a Seoul proprietor.
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I asked my South African buddy if he knew how to make beer.
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I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America
Because you're looking a little chilly
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How many South Americans it takes to change a bulb?
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How do South Americans get around in the air?
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What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?
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Which wayβs south again?
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Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?
He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures
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I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...
Because Missouri loves company.
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
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Do you know how many South Americans speak Portuguese?
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What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?
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Why do birds fly south for the winter
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Why Do Birds Fly South?
Because it's too far to walk!
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