South America Puns

A list of puns related to "South America"

TIL about the 1860's guano wars in South America.

They were bat shit crazy.

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👤︎ u/Bunbarian
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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How many people live in South America?

At least a Brazilian.

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👤︎ u/iiooiooi
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America

Because you're looking a little chilly

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👤︎ u/Clearlytrippin179
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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If The Beauty and the Beast took place in America, "Beauty" would have to be from the South

Because she's a Southern Belle

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👤︎ u/Eagleeatworld
📅︎ May 13 2020
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Why did Emma go down to South America during the summer?

She heard it was Chile

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👤︎ u/SrslyBroLike
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Why are snakes in South America so dangerous?

They're all vamanos.

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👤︎ u/milkfacedfool
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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Did you hear about the fossil they just found in South America?

It’s like a Brazilian years old.

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👤︎ u/Blickhill17
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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South America reminds me of nachos

They've got a lot of Chile on the side

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👤︎ u/NoOneLikesJack
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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How’s the weather in South America?

It’s Chile.

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👤︎ u/sorry-for-being-here
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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You’re travelling round South America?

I don’t Bolivia

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👤︎ u/King-of-strats
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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Some people think it's warm in South America.

But it's actually quite chile.

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👤︎ u/NINJAQKk
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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Why shouldn't American go to war with South America?

Because the casualties will be in the brazilians

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👤︎ u/ParaREXX
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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Why doesn’t anyone want to live on the West Coast of South America?

Because it’s Chile...

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👤︎ u/AsclepiusofHealing
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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Sweet Potatoes originated in South America

Possibly the Yam-azon.

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👤︎ u/Mikilt22
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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Why did the caring farmer plant his crop in Africa, Europe, Asia, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica?

He wanted to see world peas.

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👤︎ u/freeyourballs
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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Have you heard about the magic bank that opened in south America?

It's called Gringo.

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👤︎ u/TacoNumeroJuan
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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What is the coldest country in south America?

Chile

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👤︎ u/Dark_Devin
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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There's one place in South America

where it's always Chile outside.

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👤︎ u/-Lo_Mein_Kampf-
📅︎ Sep 27 2016
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South America has the perfect weather for penguins.

It's nice and Chile.

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👤︎ u/Trout_Tickler
📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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On holiday in South America - "I'm feeling a little chilly"

"But we're in Peru"

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👤︎ u/Navarrosaur
📅︎ May 07 2015
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Did you see the volcano in South America that blew its top?

With all of the cloud cover, it must be Chile.

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👤︎ u/LectureModeOff
📅︎ Apr 23 2015
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How many people live in South America?

At least one Brazillion

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👤︎ u/LevelVS
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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How many people live in the largest country in South America?

At least a Brazillion.

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👤︎ u/rigamarolexq
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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