Which bread discovered America?
I think the Incredible Hulk should have been the new Captain America.
Because he could be called the Star Spangled Banner.
TIL about the number one cause of divorce in America.
What do you call it when america colonizes France?
What do you call a bee from America
My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....
my birthday would be 24/7
Don't go to fast foods in America they are scamming us.
My kids meal didn't include any kids.
What’s America's favorite soda?
I read that 25% of toddlers in America know how to use an iPad.
Whilst 100% of toddlers in China know how to make one.
Whats the difference between me and America?
America found their Father
What’s the difference between 2016-2020 America and a set of braces?
There is none, they both promote being white and straight
What is Miley Cyrus known as outside of America?
Trump : Nothing is built in America anymore....
.....I just bought this new t.v. and it said, "Built in Antenna" I don't even know where that is!!
If Captain America was a weaboo.
"Holmes, what do they call primary school in America?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson."
Why are so many movies made in america?
...Because they like shooting things
Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
What would happen if America switched from using pounds to kilograms as a unit a measure?
Why do bears in America run around with only 1 arm?
Because the Constitution says all men have rights to BEAR ARMS.
They used to say America was a democracy.
What's the difference between America and an yogurt
The yogurt is capable of growing a culture after 100 years
To America
You're so last year
Love New Zealand
Trump wants to leave America?
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
In America, you can register a domain name at Godaddy.com, but...
insovietrussiadomainregister.su
I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?
Son, we are now Europeants!
So many items are no longer made in America...
I just bought a new tv and the box said “built in antenna”...
I don’t even know where that is!
What is Satan’s favorite city in America?
What’s America’s favorite animal ?
Captain America at his best
What did Captain America say to his wife after taking Viagra?
"I can keep this up all night"
How do you know Jesus wasn't born in America?
They needed 3 wise men and a virgin
With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.
But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.
TIL about the 1860's guano wars in South America.
They were bat shit crazy.
It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain
For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex
America made Among Us, what’s Europe’s equivalent?
Did you know America is run by hippos?
It's what causes all the hippocrisy
When Columbus discovered America and met Indigenous people,
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
What do you call a Bee living in America
What is the number one cause of divorce in America?
What do you call a bee from America
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