Which bread discovered America?

Crustopher Colombus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/depressed_idiot0
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I think the Incredible Hulk should have been the new Captain America.

Because he could be called the Star Spangled Banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gausemi
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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TIL about the number one cause of divorce in America.

Marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What do you call it when america colonizes France?

The Rifle Tower 😩

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Embot999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you call a bee from America

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....

my birthday would be 24/7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aglaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Crapskin America.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Don't go to fast foods in America they are scamming us.

My kids meal didn't include any kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob2k5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What’s America's favorite soda?

Mini soda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I read that 25% of toddlers in America know how to use an iPad.

Whilst 100% of toddlers in China know how to make one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Whats the difference between me and America?

America found their Father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Over-Candy8231
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What’s the difference between 2016-2020 America and a set of braces?

There is none, they both promote being white and straight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What is Miley Cyrus known as outside of America?

Kilometery Cyrus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bernies-mitten
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Trump : Nothing is built in America anymore....

.....I just bought this new t.v. and it said, "Built in Antenna" I don't even know where that is!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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If Captain America was a weaboo.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevotionInChains
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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"Holmes, what do they call primary school in America?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why are so many movies made in america?

...Because they like shooting things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plopperdinger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Caption America
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πŸ‘€︎ u/subbu9969
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What would happen if America switched from using pounds to kilograms as a unit a measure?

Mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mighty_Platypus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Why do bears in America run around with only 1 arm?

Because the Constitution says all men have rights to BEAR ARMS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KFC_Junior
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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They used to say America was a democracy.

Now it's a democrazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccalabrese01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What's the difference between America and an yogurt

The yogurt is capable of growing a culture after 100 years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDRC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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To America

You're so last year

Love New Zealand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me_he_te
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Trump wants to leave America?

Okay, Biden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberOGa3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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In America, you can register a domain name at Godaddy.com, but...

insovietrussiadomainregister.su

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I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.

also in the news:

Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?

Son, we are now Europeants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOne77492
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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So many items are no longer made in America...

I just bought a new tv and the box said β€œbuilt in antenna”... I don’t even know where that is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What is Satan’s favorite city in America?

Sin-sin-atti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andytheg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What’s America’s favorite animal ?

A desert eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudSteeple
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Captain America at his best
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamrdk21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What did Captain America say to his wife after taking Viagra?

"I can keep this up all night"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElgarRS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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America is at it again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lotus_Lettuce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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How do you know Jesus wasn't born in America?

They needed 3 wise men and a virgin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.

But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zkck0517
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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TIL about the 1860's guano wars in South America.

They were bat shit crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunbarian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain

For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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America made Among Us, what’s Europe’s equivalent?

Among Eu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealQwasson_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Did you know America is run by hippos?

It's what causes all the hippocrisy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ommageden
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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When Columbus discovered America and met Indigenous people,

He said, "O, hio".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving

No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call a Bee living in America

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What is the number one cause of divorce in America?

Marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What do you call a bee from America

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
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