Washington, D.c. Puns

Could that area be called AC/DC?

I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.

Because all the trash is in the White House.

Her: This one's the Japanese embassy, this one's the Belgian embassy, this one's the Finnish embassy...

Me: The Finnish embassy? Where's the start embassy?

Her: .......

Me: :D

Made a trip to DC by myself and went to Ford's Theatre as part of the trip. I uploaded a couple picture's I took into an album and made a brief description of each, because I knew my family would be interested in looking. Then my father, who is normally a very silent man who rarely ever smiles (let alone cracks a joke), commented this.

Simple, yet effective.

Washington, D.C.

My boss was setting up a teleconference between our home office and our branch office in Washington D.C. I wasn't attending this meeting, but was outside the room getting some coffee when he came out. We made some small talk and he said he was waiting on everyone in the D.C. office to finish eating before he headed back into the room. This was my moment to shine:

Me: "Oh, were they eating conifers?"

Boss (slightly confused) "No"

Me: "You're right. They probably eat D.Ciduous food out there"

Too good not to share.