So, if you put Arlington County in Virginia together with Washington, D.C.,

Could that area be called AC/DC?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?

I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukimeouch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why are the sidewalks of Washington, D.C. so clean?

Because all the trash is in the White House.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickmidas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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While she was taking me on a tour of the embassies in Washington D.C...

Her: This one's the Japanese embassy, this one's the Belgian embassy, this one's the Finnish embassy...

Me: The Finnish embassy? Where's the start embassy?

Her: .......

Me: :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abraxan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2014
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Recently made a trip to Ford's Theatre in Washington D.C....

Made a trip to DC by myself and went to Ford's Theatre as part of the trip. I uploaded a couple picture's I took into an album and made a brief description of each, because I knew my family would be interested in looking. Then my father, who is normally a very silent man who rarely ever smiles (let alone cracks a joke), commented this.

Simple, yet effective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ResRevolution
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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The Red House is 4th from the left, and the Blue House is 8th from the right. Where's the White House?

Washington, D.C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Preparing for a meeting today

My boss was setting up a teleconference between our home office and our branch office in Washington D.C. I wasn't attending this meeting, but was outside the room getting some coffee when he came out. We made some small talk and he said he was waiting on everyone in the D.C. office to finish eating before he headed back into the room. This was my moment to shine:

Me: "Oh, were they eating conifers?"

Boss (slightly confused) "No"

Me: "You're right. They probably eat D.Ciduous food out there"

Too good not to share.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddhaStatue
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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