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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sycamore27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Why can’t you get packages in chile

Because their Amazon only goes to the northern part of South America.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoatDude86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Ah yes Chile..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edwardsama_702
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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My buddy said that it is Chile outside

But I’m pretty sure I’m still in the US

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onionthe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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If Chile and Turkey had a war...

Would that be a recipe for disaster?

Would Greece get involved?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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In the US we say nationwide. In Chile and Argentina do they say nationlong?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vedrick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Whats the difference between a chile pepper and a habanero?

Refrigeration

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trappens
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Dad Hot Chile Peppers

Mom: how were The Red Hot Chile Peppers?

Dad: did they give anything (it) away?

Dad: put that on Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moe_Joe21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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Received this text while watching Spain v Chile in the world cup. He's not a dad yet but I think he will be ok when he is one.

[18/6 21:05] Toddy: Chile are just too hot to handle [18/6 21:05] Toddy: Sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kid01-1153
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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The ultimate komedy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/harshvithlani
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Where do South American frogs live?

Chile Pad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILikePVT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.

It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlessedBigIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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They say Argentina is cold...

But it's more correct to say that it borders on Chile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Argentina is kind of cold this time of year...

In fact, it’s borderline Chile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCR9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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How many South Americans it takes to change a bulb?

One brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Why isn’t the Pacific Ocean warm?

Because it’s bordering on Chile..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoBananaBlend
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Grate conversation!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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What do you say when a South American country starts acting up?

Chile, please

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosotz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Why did Emma go down to South America during the summer?

She heard it was Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SrslyBroLike
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Can i get geographically punnier then this

Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I recently came home from holiday, and my friend asks me: "So, was it warm in Peru?"

I said: "It was actually Chile."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joups
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What's the climate like in south america?

It's pretty cold, you might even say its Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassicallybob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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The country of Argentina is surprisingly cold.

In fact, it’s bordering on Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seems_legit_man
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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South America reminds me of nachos

They've got a lot of Chile on the side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOneLikesJack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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How’s the weather in South America?

It’s Chile.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Some people think it's warm in South America.

But it's actually quite chile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. They’re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.

R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.

Later

R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnThePekka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Why doesn’t anyone want to live on the West Coast of South America?

Because it’s Chile...

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Another not-so-hot Olympic dad joke

Watching beach volleyball the other day.

Announcer: It's raining and chilly. Me: No, not Chile, Brazil.

Then I had to wait hours for my husband to come home so I could repeat it, because my toddler is too young to get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hatgirlstargazer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2016
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Surprising fact: Peru is actually pretty warm.

It's not Chile at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCat5001
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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I got a house in a South American nation, but the weather seems odd.

Even in the summer, its still Chile outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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There's one place in South America

where it's always Chile outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Lo_Mein_Kampf-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2016
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Daughter and I just landed in Santiago. I told her to dress warm..

...it's Chile out here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delitti-di-mare
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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How can guinea pigs cope so well in the cold?

It's Chile near where they're from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatostomach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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Got a co worker yesterday

Him: I studied abroad in Chile Me: What was her name? Silence and confusion followed, he didn't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jumping_Koalas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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South America has the perfect weather for penguins.

It's nice and Chile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trout_Tickler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?

Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I hear Argentina is supposed to be quite a cold country...

In fact, it's bordering on Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blu_skydive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What is a country with a cold name?

Chile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ijhnv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2016
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What is the coldest country in south America?

Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Devin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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