Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
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οΈ Dec 19 2020
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
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οΈ Mar 08 2020
The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store
They're calling it the Flea Market
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οΈ Aug 08 2020
I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines
she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !
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οΈ Feb 13 2020
I tried to burn my friend a new arsehole by slipping chili peppers into his food, but things didn't go as planned when he switched dishes on me.
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οΈ Mar 08 2020
What do you call Muslim chili peppers?
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οΈ May 06 2019
Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?
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οΈ Jun 16 2019
Someone asked me my favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song
If you have to ask... You'll never know!!
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οΈ Dec 12 2018
Why was the chili pepper disliked by all the other vegetables?
Because he was always jalapeΓ±o grill.
Credit to r/Small1324 for the joke!
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οΈ Jan 16 2019
How do you know when a chili pepper is getting a bit too nosey?
When it starts getting jalapeno business.
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οΈ Aug 12 2018
I'm going to crush and preserve some strawberries with the Red Hot Chili Peppers later on today...
We're having a jam session.
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οΈ Jul 29 2016
Red hot chili peppers
In the car with dad listening to music when California by the red hot chili peppers comes on.
Dad: Who sings this?
Me: Red hot chili peppers
Dad: Well they sound a lot better than the spice girls.
Me: God dammit Dad.
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Jan 04 2014
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
ποΈ 243
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οΈ Jul 12 2020
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
ποΈ 33
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οΈ Sep 23 2020
How do you measure how heavy a chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
ποΈ 150
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οΈ May 20 2020
How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
ποΈ 438
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οΈ Apr 21 2020
How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Jul 22 2020
How heavy is a red hot chili pepper
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
ποΈ 133
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οΈ Jan 21 2020
How do you measure how heavy a red, hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
ποΈ 203
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οΈ Oct 11 2019
How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now...
ποΈ 6k
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οΈ Nov 15 2017
How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
ποΈ 238
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οΈ Mar 21 2019
How do you find put how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
ποΈ 262
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οΈ Dec 27 2018
How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now!!
ποΈ 28
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οΈ Oct 22 2018
How can you determine how heavy a single red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
ποΈ 33
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οΈ Feb 20 2019
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
ποΈ 23
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οΈ Feb 22 2019
What's the mass of that chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Jul 05 2018
The Red Hot Chili Peppers really love Marie Kondo.
Because she helps them give it away, give it away, give it away now.
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οΈ Feb 10 2019
How to you find out how heavy a chili pepper is?
β«Just give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh nowβ«
ποΈ 56
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οΈ Aug 17 2018
What do you do to find out how heavy your red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Feb 25 2019
How do you measure how heavy a red hit chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away now.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Jan 25 2019
How do you find out how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Aug 18 2017
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