Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.

I have to give it away now

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanOfAllTrades80
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store

They're calling it the Flea Market

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines

she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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I tried to burn my friend a new arsehole by slipping chili peppers into his food, but things didn't go as planned when he switched dishes on me.

It backfired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What do you call Muslim chili peppers?

Halalapenos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?

To get to the Otherside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Someone asked me my favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song

If you have to ask... You'll never know!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patches8121
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Why was the chili pepper disliked by all the other vegetables?

Because he was always jalapeΓ±o grill.

Credit to r/Small1324 for the joke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GStar321
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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How do you know when a chili pepper is getting a bit too nosey?

When it starts getting jalapeno business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neuroticcheeze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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I'm going to crush and preserve some strawberries with the Red Hot Chili Peppers later on today...

We're having a jam session.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2016
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Red hot chili peppers

In the car with dad listening to music when California by the red hot chili peppers comes on.

Dad: Who sings this?

Me: Red hot chili peppers

Dad: Well they sound a lot better than the spice girls.

Me: God dammit Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgixx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyOfAus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How do you measure how heavy a chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pprbckwrtr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murphy223
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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How heavy is a red hot chili pepper

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justanaveragedad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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How do you measure how heavy a red, hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmisson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RzRshRp98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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How do you find put how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thuanger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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How can you determine how heavy a single red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blake4Bama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What's the mass of that chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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The Red Hot Chili Peppers really love Marie Kondo.

Because she helps them give it away, give it away, give it away now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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How to you find out how heavy a chili pepper is?

β™«Just give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh nowβ™«

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylemcg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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What do you do to find out how heavy your red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhoss06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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How do you measure how heavy a red hit chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bertrandmacklin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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How do you find out how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

You give it a weigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEnglishRabbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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