Which weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers?

The feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One weights a tonne, and the other is a little lighter.

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked!

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PLEASE SPREAD

I have just won a tonne of butter and jam........giving away free

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