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Tonne Puns

A list of puns related to "Tonne"

Which weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers?

The feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One weights a tonne, and the other is a little lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WartekBristol
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nghtwsp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I have just won a tonne of butter and jam........giving away free

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paladium9999
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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