Kilograms Puns

A list of puns related to "Kilograms"

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion.

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👤︎ u/SlovenianGregor
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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We Tried Getting Americans to Start Measuring Weight in Kilograms Instead of Pounds

But they were very cagey about it.

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👤︎ u/adhoc42
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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I lost 40 kilograms in 1 week

The weightlifting club fired me soon after.

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👤︎ u/Nudnick1977
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?

We're afraid of mass confusion!

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👤︎ u/BartlebyX
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Imagine if the Americans started using Kilograms to measure weight.

There would be mass confusion.

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👤︎ u/ifcarscouldspeak
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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What did the pound ask the kilogram?

Why are you being kg?

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👤︎ u/dudecancode
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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To be honest, I think everybody should use kilograms.

A system of ten makes weigh more sense.

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👤︎ u/AutoRedux
📅︎ Jul 09 2018
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I’m okay if you measure things in kilograms or in pounds.

Either weigh is fine.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 01 2018
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If the British were to switch from pounds to kilograms overnight

Their wallets would be very heavy

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👤︎ u/jagger2096
📅︎ May 08 2018
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If weight of an object is measured in kilograms, weight of an image is measured in....

Insta-gram

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👤︎ u/StonedRiverBridge
📅︎ May 09 2018
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/windupbird
📅︎ Nov 29 2017
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion

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👤︎ u/Alluxin_
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night

There would be MASS confusion

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👤︎ u/300_Black0ut
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be a mass confusion

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👤︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There'd be mass confusion.

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👤︎ u/cyclopropagative
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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What would happen if americans switched to kilograms overnight?

Mass confusion.

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👤︎ u/BobsonOfficial
📅︎ May 17 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be a mass confusion

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👤︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
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👤︎ u/TimHP
📅︎ May 08 2018
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be mass confusion

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👤︎ u/Bignate1213
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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Imagine what would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion!

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👤︎ u/AYKW
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…

There would be mass confusion.

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👤︎ u/yoitsrebeca
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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Imagine if we Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night.

There would be mass confusion.

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👤︎ u/WaltsTwoCents
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight..

There would be mass confusion.

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👤︎ u/Butta2x
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion...

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👤︎ u/aabesh
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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What would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight?

There would be mass confusion.

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👤︎ u/matthewjhendrick
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion

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👤︎ u/Tempsilon
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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Some people like to think about what would happen if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion

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👤︎ u/OlympianSpartan
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be mass confusion

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👤︎ u/MuppetNuts86
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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