7 Hilarious Pascal Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting. Pascal runs and hides, but Newton just draws a square and sit down. Einstein opens his eyes and exclaims, "Newton, I've found you!"

Newton replies, "No, you found Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"

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👤︎ u/LeifEriccson

📅︎ Oct 17 2018

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Newton, Pascal and Einstein were playing hide and seek.

Einstein was the seeker. While Pascal ran to hide behind a tree, Newton just stood behind Einstein, while drawing a 1 by 1 meter square with a marker and standing in it. "Ready or not, here I come!" shouted Einstein. "Found you Newton!" "No, you found Pascal!" said Newton

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👤︎ u/Lokwaileong2003

📅︎ Aug 24 2018

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Best name for a weather reporter in Mexico?

Pascals, Hector Pascals.

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👤︎ u/kerdawg

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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What do spanish programmers code in?

Sí ++

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👤︎ u/Yuberz

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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My kids are so obsessed with the lizard from the movie Tangled, we have over a thousand figures of it around the house...

Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure

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👤︎ u/mfitzy87

📅︎ Jul 26 2019

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I hear Denver's Defensive Coordinator is dyne to change his name...

to Pascal. He hopes to contain Cam Newton to a one meter square area.

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👤︎ u/flaspike

📅︎ Jan 26 2016

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Wife just threw this one at me

(Our kid's name is Pascal)

I think if Pascal becomes a musician, he's going to have to play percussion. That way, he can play Pascal's Triangle.

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👤︎ u/mikemol

📅︎ Sep 12 2013

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