My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.

I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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When my wife asked what I was doing, I lied and said I was laminating copies of my newest novel.

But that was just a cover for my story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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My wife is very appreciative of our laminate countertops.

Im glad she doesn't take it for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicksOut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I love laminated paper...

It's inshreddable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcis27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
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Laminate Dad Joke

Me and some co-workers were looking at some Pergo flooring with a picture of a big dog on it. I voiced my opinion that it must be a Great Dane. My friend, who will be a great father one day, said, "Dunno man, it might just be a Good Dane. A Bad Dane even."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EJRWatkins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2014
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A guy started a company that honors construction workers.

After years of research he started selling bouquets of laminate, hardwood and tile. He became the first floorist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Why is wooden flooring considered not suitable for vegetarians?

Because there’s laminate of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hopsinjoor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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How do you preserve a baby sheep?

With laminate.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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