A list of puns related to "Laminate"
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
Im glad she doesn't take it for granite.
Me and some co-workers were looking at some Pergo flooring with a picture of a big dog on it. I voiced my opinion that it must be a Great Dane. My friend, who will be a great father one day, said, "Dunno man, it might just be a Good Dane. A Bad Dane even."
After years of research he started selling bouquets of laminate, hardwood and tile. He became the first floorist.
It was tearable.
But that was just a cover for my story.
Upside-down Cake
With laminate.
Because there’s laminate of course.
I was at the cash register, and a guy placed his order. At the end, he asked for "a glass of water." That is, a big cup instead of a little cup. I said, "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I can give you a laminated paper of water, though."
He thought it was funny, but he did a great job of hiding it.
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