Veneer Puns

A list of puns related to "Veneer"

I’ve just bought a Van Gogh coffee table... I know it’s genuine because . . .

it has a bit of veneer missing.

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👤︎ u/LopsidedTeaching8583
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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My coffee table used to be owned by Evander Hoyfield ...

I can tell because it's missing a little piece of veneer.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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Never make love to a thin piece of wood without using protection.

If you forget, you might get a veneereal disease.

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👤︎ u/Mitchinatr
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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On my last vacation to the Dakota's, I spent WAY too much at a Native American store known for their elaborate cabinetry facades..

I just had to have a Sioux veneer.

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👤︎ u/scotty_gzus
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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