And now for some β€œin-depth” coverage, let’s go live to our reporter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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My wife asked me to whip us up some dinner to eat during the impeachment coverage.

I told her, "I am not a cook."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all-base-r-us
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Seems there's been a lot of coverage about a serial pick-pocketer that targets little people

How could anyone stoop so low?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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After all the hand-wringing, criticism and 24-hour coverage, Anthony Scaramucci ended up only holding his new job in the White House for a single week...

...It was Mooch ado about nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afeastforgeorge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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Dad dropped this one after seeing Bob Costas back on NBC olympic coverage.

The NBC executives were concerned about their ratings if they had let Bob go on the air with pink eye. One said, "It's gonna Costas."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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My Grandpa while watching the NBC coverage of the Olympics

He turned to me while we were watching Bob Costas covering the Sochi Olympics and he said "you know what I would say to Bob Costas if I met him today?" "No, Grandpa." "Eye, Eye" Should have seen that one coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fastisforever
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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Two antennas got married...

The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoopski-Potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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The quality of education is so poor today that some people don't even know the difference between a checklist and a ticklist!

Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.

Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjoojjoojj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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TV News on the Super Bowl

It's always "team coverage".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2016
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The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships

Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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CNN Dad Jokes

Me and my father were watching CNN and they were talking about the ISIS beheadings. My step mother was getting quite heated about the coverage and my father went "Woah woah woah, it's nothing to lose your head over!"

Brilliant.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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Concern over ticks

My wife discovered a tick in our house - likely brought in by the dog after a hike with the family that day. At dinner, it prompted a discussion about the relative risk of Lyme disease and its recent increase in media coverage. My wife made the argument that, while incidents were up, the overall risk is really quite low when you look at actually numbers of incidents. As such, the media coverage is not warranted relative to other safety concerns. My rebuttal:

"Frankly, I think it's about time we had a tick talk"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadasecond
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2015
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Confirmed my professor is a dad

Context: We were discussing the Malaysian airline situation and it's coverage on major news networks. He says > "They're covering this story so much, you could say its becoming a plain story"

Whole class groaned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJUltra23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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Bought a new car today..

Basically they gave me bumper to bumper repair coverage for an extra 50 a month. The loan officer told me that if I get the coverage and I need a tow at anytime, the coverage designates me a free tow whenever I need it.

So I says "no thanks, I've already got 10"

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