If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens
But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
Our city’s main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
The ESPN Network should have a channel for drama and theatre
Did you hear? Since COVID-19 has everyone is stuck at home, and sports networks need content, they've decided to televise competitive bathroom sports.
It'll be on the channel E. S. Peein.
Dad : What have achieved with all this network?
Me : No net work.
(the joke is on me)
Which social network has the most avid readers in the world?
The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.
They want him to make its O.
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes...
And that's a huge ass connection.
Had to laugh when I saw this cleverly named WiFi network
What do you call a local network in Australia?
What is the favourite TV network of angry boomers?
BoomerAng.
(Audience yells Ok, boomer)
Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?
Why do people hate reposts on this social network?
Because they’ve already reddit.
Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.
I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.
I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were.
But I just couldn't get the message across.
Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.
I'm going to help set up a new network tonight at work.
Tonight we're gonna' party like it's VLAN 99.
Beating somebody with a switch is a lot worse if you’re a network admin.
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
Two WiFi networks got married
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?
What's network engineer's favourite movie??
The Battle Network doing this now huh?
[Request] Wi-Fi/Network name puns
Network Engineer. Stuck at work monitoring the help desk so everyone else can go home early for the holiday. Watching The Godfather.
imgur.com/VKpoxpm
I called my Wi-Fi network "666"...
Now it's the router of all evil.
There should be a Network Television show to inform teens about the dangers of unprotected sex.
They can call it "Genital Hospital".
The octopus is bolstering his professional network
By uploading his SeaV into InkedIn
Anybody need a Network TCP/IP Specialist?
If so, i am definitely the pro-to-call
Our network just went down and heard this gem from an older co-worker
"It's not a network, It's a not-work"
Cue self laughter
We switched networks today
Me: "Hey dad, the wifi isn't working. What's wrong with it?"
Dad: "We got a new network set up today."
Me: "Why?"
Dad: "...Fi"
What is Jenny from Forrest Gump's network password?
My neighbour named his network "Dyson"
On joining social networks
I told my dad he should get on LinkedIn. He said "maybe someday."
A minute later he comes back into the room and says, "I wanna be Linked Out!", chuckling to himself.
how did the network router fix the shaking washing machine?
If given a choice of eating a sandwich in the park or watching the Nickelodeon Network all day, what would you do?
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes.
And that's a huge ass connection.
The Local Area Network in Australia is known as the LAN down under
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