If I had to rate our solar system...
Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?
Because of their Auntie-bodies
What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?
Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.
I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
We should have a global storage system for crops...
Some people just want to watch the World Barn.
The Czech republic is introducing a train ticketing system so you can pay with bitcoin...
...it uses blocktrain Czechnology.
What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system
What banking system do birds use?
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
How does the solar system throw a party?
I hated my System Analysis and Design clasess,
My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
Why does the metric system make so many friends with women?
It always wants to meter.
My wife told me we didn’t need the surround system for our living room I bought...
I told her it was a Sound Investment.
Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.
They became the Alpha Centurions.
I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems
I for 1, love Roman numerals.
The American healthcare system is UnBEARable
My dad just made a joke about the solar system
I guess it was more of a son joke though
What is a spacecraft chock-full of microbes sent to populate the nearest planetary system?
Scientists found that the nervous system doesn't actually exist.
It's just a lack of the confidence system.
I want to build a model of the solar system.
The solar system wouldn’t do well on Yelp
What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
My neighbor sells home security systems, he's pretty good at it too.
If nobody's home, he just leaves a brochure on the kitchen table
A want to have a party to celebrate our solar system.
I just have to planet first.
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.
Why don't aliens visit our solar system?
They looked at the reviews, only one star
If I had to rate our solar system
If I had to rate the Solar System
If I had to rate our solar system.
Why do the Americans don't like the metric system?
Because most of them have a foot fetish.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet ?
The looked at the reviews.....only 1 star
If I had to rate our solar system,
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They checked the reviews................ only one star.
If I had to rate the solar system