Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belpix0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?

It uses an asteroid belt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scifi_jon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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If I had to rate our solar system...

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabereyn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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How does the solar system throw a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorchdearth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I want to build a model of the solar system.

Just have to planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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My dad just made a joke about the solar system

I guess it was more of a son joke though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lamboguy11
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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The solar system wouldn’t do well on Yelp

It only has one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooterT12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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A want to have a party to celebrate our solar system.

I just have to planet first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evasive-Cupid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system...

Interstella Artois

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyTheMoonlight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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My dad (grandpa): I'm having the solar guy come over today, we're going to redo the whole system.

Me (dad): You're going to redo the whole solar system?

My dad: Yeah, we're gonna put in a new transformer and replace some cable and add some panels.

Me: But where are you gonna put Jupiter?

My son: Daaaaaad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebardingreen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Solar system
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pumpmup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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After looking at the galactic traveller's guide, I was shocked by our solar system's rating.

We only had one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyxlor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Have you heard they found a black hole in our solar system?

It's located inside Uranus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgykiddoxd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Maybe aliens haven't visited because they checked the reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirdroftardis8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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None of the planets in our solar system have shown interest in a relationship with Pluto

He's just too cold and distant.

Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxRings
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Why haven't Aliens visited our solar system?

They were also looking for intelligent life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nhelweg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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My son said I wouldn't be able to make a solar system joke.

So I Saturn it for a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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My girls came down wearing solar system themed shirts

I said, "Did you just happen to each wear those shirts or did you planet?"

https://imgur.com/lSBknX4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tychomino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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We live in a heliocentric solar system

That just dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mlnkoly111
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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How did God create an organized solar system?

He knew exactly how to planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_squeeb
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Termin201
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmekrusty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?

They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

They looked at the reviews, only one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moon1499
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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If I had to rate our solar system

I'd give it 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pjacob77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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If I had to rate the Solar System

I would give it one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amruxiii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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If I had to rate our solar system.

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet ?

The looked at the reviews.....only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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If I had to rate our solar system,

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420_esketit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They checked the reviews................ only one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noir_Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

When they checked the reviews it only had 1 star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatrandomfly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why haven’t the aliens visited our solar system yet?

Bad reviews... only 1 star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lasercats18
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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If I had to rate the solar system

I would rate it one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidgetFucker420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Why haven't Aliens visited our solar system?

They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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If I had to rate the solar system...

I would rate it one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConCon192
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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If I had to rate our solar system

I would give it one star

(r/physicsmemes)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_i_like_potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Our solar system sucks.

1 star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KuboS0S
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Why don’t aliens come to visit our solar system

Cuz when they checked the reviews it only had 1 Star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farhans7864
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?

Because when they checked the review, it had only one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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How do you make a solar system?

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeroryoko1974
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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How does our Solar System hold its pants up?

With an asteroid belt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scaryAstronaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Why haven't the Aliens visited our Solar System yet?..

Why haven't the Aliens visited our Solar System yet ?

They looked at the reviews .. Only 1 star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ELKakashi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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I'm not impressed with out solar system

I only rate it one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ServalSpots
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What does the solar system use to keep its pants on?

An asteroid belt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/volci
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Aliens haven't visited Earth because they checked the reviews on our solar system and only saw one star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KataKataBijaksana
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

Bad ratings. Only 1 star.

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my review of the solar system

1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaddockMaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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