Comet Puns

A list of puns related to "Comet"

Would you rather eat a steak, or see a comet?

I’d rather eat a steak... because they’re more meteor.

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👤︎ u/AdamThere
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Comet...

Is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer.

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👤︎ u/Fart__Smucker
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet ?

Because it's meteor.

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👤︎ u/deliquipykungpoo
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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What do you call a comet that makes music?

A Rock-Star

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👤︎ u/DragonMonkeyz
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Do you know why comet was depressed?

His wife went to Vegas and blew 50 bucks

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👤︎ u/TheManCaveGamer
📅︎ Dec 25 2017
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Comets are the real rock stars.
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👤︎ u/bad_puns-good_buns
📅︎ Oct 25 2017
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If I ever get the chance to name a comet, I am going to name it Mebro.

That way if anyone ever talks about it, it will sound like they are starting a fight.

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👤︎ u/bukithd
📅︎ Jan 24 2016
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What did the comet say to the planet?

"Care if I crash here?"

Got my wife with that one last night.

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👤︎ u/Word_Dudely
📅︎ May 03 2016
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Philae Lander's harpoons couldn't comet twitter.com/Philae2014/st…
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👤︎ u/cocacoler
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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Why do asteroids have good street smarts?

Because they have comet sense

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👤︎ u/jacket_with_sleeves
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet ; )

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👤︎ u/livinloud2015
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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What did the shooting star say to the journalist?

No comet.

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👤︎ u/The_Stuman
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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UFO caught on tape
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👤︎ u/Yugvijay
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.

Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."

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👤︎ u/salawm
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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Went stargazing earlier, “Is that NEOWISE?”

No comet.

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👤︎ u/theotherjazen
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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My Masterpiece

Permalink

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👤︎ u/MGyver
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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Neowise should remind redditors that the best jokes are in space...

Because the best jokes are always in the comets.

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👤︎ u/ponderingfox
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books

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👤︎ u/lunarspaceman
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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Redditors should travel to space for a laugh

because the joke is always in the comets.

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👤︎ u/johngreenink
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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Where can you find the greatest jokes in the entire /r/DadJokes universe?

The best jokes are always in the comets…

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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Which of Santa’s reindeer do no dinosaurs like?

Comet!

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👤︎ u/Boom223
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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How does NASA throw a party?

They planet very well.

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👤︎ u/GeneralBigfoot
📅︎ Apr 28 2018
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What will you call two people working together in Australia?

Comets.

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👤︎ u/YashistheNightfury
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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I need help coming up with a pun

I'm writing an article for a class about a comet that is possibly getting burned up in the sun on Thanksgiving and I want a punny title. For the life of me, I can't think of anything, I figured you kind folks could.

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👤︎ u/DreadPirateAlan
📅︎ Nov 26 2013
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What do you call a girl that's covered in small pieces of ice?

Hailey

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👤︎ u/reanimatoruk
📅︎ Jan 13 2017
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"What are the names of all 10 reindeer mentioned in 'Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer'?"

"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."

"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."

"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."

"Yes there is. '♫ Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...♫'

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👤︎ u/mrmyxlplyx
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
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My manager tried getting me today.

I was coming from the back with a load of bread when she stopped me and told me to put the bread down so I didn't drop it.

"Which reindeer do dinosaurs hate the most?"

I stopped for a moment and thought. It had been a long while since I've heard anyone mention Santa's reindeer by name.

"Comet."

"AWW! You're the first one who got it!"

This is when I realized that I spend too much time reading this subreddit. I lovehate you guys. Happy holidays!

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👤︎ u/Adasafa
📅︎ Dec 04 2015
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Out dad-ing my husband...

I was planning my to do list for next week, and I said "I want to do this, but I don't know how to plan it."

He said, "Well, I don't know how to moon it".

I shook my head, and told him he should have said "I don't know how to comet."

He's got a lot to learn...

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👤︎ u/emgwill
📅︎ Dec 17 2014
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What’s a dinosaurs least favourite reindeer?

Comet

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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What reindeer are the dinosaurs afraid of?

Comet!

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👤︎ u/sleepypanda59
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer?

Comet

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👤︎ u/NapkinApocalypse
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer?

Comet

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👤︎ u/CerealTheCrusader
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?

Comet

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👤︎ u/UncorruptedQuiver
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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What do planets like to read?

Comet Books!

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👤︎ u/knifefire133
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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Which Reindeer do dinosaurs hate the most?

Comet.

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👤︎ u/To_live_r_die
📅︎ Dec 22 2017
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Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer?

Comet

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👤︎ u/TheManCaveGamer
📅︎ Dec 25 2017
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What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?

Comet

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👤︎ u/mlucasr
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?

Comet!

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👤︎ u/talkingbrownies
📅︎ Dec 11 2015
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