A disasteroid
No, I respect others’ privacy
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
Huge asteroids.
Whenever they get dirty.
Probably pterofied.
My friend told me "there's a meteor shower tonight you should watch!"
And I responded by saying
I'm not a pervert why don't you just let meteor shower in privacy.
One’s meatier
Very saur
Does that mean the ones that miss are meteorWRONGS?
To a meteurologist.
He was like a rock star, but he eventually fell down to earth.
...then I guess dinosaurs were killed by a Mexican Wave.
... because "meteor bath" sounds like it would be devastating
Me: One is wrong and the other is right...
Wife: eyeroll
(Me) "You spelled meteor wrong."
(Her) "Did I really?"
(Me) "Just joking, you spelled meteorite. "
A metorleft.
Do you know why you never see a meteor by itself? Because they travel impacts.
They were petrified!
He replied “Do I need soap?”
The veloci-rapture
Meteowrongs
Dad: there's a casserole. Me: What? Dad: That's meaty-alrite
Talking to my dad, I said "Aw man apparently we missed a meteor shower on sunday"
He says "Yeah? Was ABC there?"
So I'm thinking about what he could possibly be trying to make a joke about and say I give up.
He says "a MEDIA shower! Like a baby shower!" facepalm
Mom: can be best seen from the northeast. Hmm where are we?
Dad: We're in the living room.
I'm Sirius.
