A list of puns related to "Meteor Shower"
No, I respect othersβ privacy
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
Whenever they get dirty.
My friend told me "there's a meteor shower tonight you should watch!"
And I responded by saying
I'm not a pervert why don't you just let meteor shower in privacy.
... because "meteor bath" sounds like it would be devastating
He replied βDo I need soap?β
Dad: there's a casserole. Me: What? Dad: That's meaty-alrite
Talking to my dad, I said "Aw man apparently we missed a meteor shower on sunday"
He says "Yeah? Was ABC there?"
So I'm thinking about what he could possibly be trying to make a joke about and say I give up.
He says "a MEDIA shower! Like a baby shower!" facepalm
Mom: can be best seen from the northeast. Hmm where are we?
Dad: We're in the living room.
With a meteor shower!
With a meteor shower
It has meteor showers!
He was watching a meteor shower.
My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, βOh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!β
To which I responded, βMeatier than what? Campbellβs Chunky Soup?β
He was looking into meteor showers.
They take a meteor shower! βοΈ
I'm visiting my parents from out of town and we all had gone outside to see the super moon and the meteor shower.
My dad waited until I said something along the lines of "oh wow look at the super moon."
That's when it started. He began singing "Super moon, super moon, it's super moonay" to the tune of "super freak." My mom, not to be outdone, joined in.
I'm clearly not having it so after seeing the super moon I go back inside. They follow me inside and I trip over their dog Tink. Annoyed I said, "Stupid Tink" setting off a new chorus of Super Tink.
I'm Sirius.
With a meteor shower!!!
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