Did you see that meteor shower?

No, I respect others’ privacy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironicplatypus84
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Took a pretty good picture of the meteor shower a few days ago.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaunRyk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I've seen a meteor shower,

but never seen a meteor take a bath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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How often do meteor showers happen?

Whenever they get dirty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoshstosh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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There's a meteor shower tonight...

My friend told me "there's a meteor shower tonight you should watch!"

And I responded by saying

I'm not a pervert why don't you just let meteor shower in privacy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohhHerrro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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We should be thankful for meteor showers...

... because "meteor bath" sounds like it would be devastating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaconda386
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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A meteor’s shower..
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I just told my dad there was gonna be a meteor shower tonight.

He replied β€œDo I need soap?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightfinger253
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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During tonight's meteor shower...

Dad: there's a casserole. Me: What? Dad: That's meaty-alrite

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2015
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Meteor Shower

Talking to my dad, I said "Aw man apparently we missed a meteor shower on sunday"

He says "Yeah? Was ABC there?"

So I'm thinking about what he could possibly be trying to make a joke about and say I give up.

He says "a MEDIA shower! Like a baby shower!" facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbb322
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2016
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Friends mom reading about the meteor shower.

Mom: can be best seen from the northeast. Hmm where are we?
Dad: We're in the living room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhunterp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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How did the dinosaur get clean?

With a meteor shower!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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How does the Earth keep itself clean ?

With a meteor shower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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How does the moon take a bath?

It has meteor showers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why was the astronomer arrested?

He was watching a meteor shower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaWoaW
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Sharpening the dadjoke knife here lately...

My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, β€œOh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!”

To which I responded, β€œMeatier than what? Campbell’s Chunky Soup?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pandastrong35
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why were the vegan parents disappointed when their son became interested in astronomy?

He was looking into meteor showers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s7evenofspades
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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How do planets clean themselves?

They take a meteor shower! β˜„οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newt24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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super moon

I'm visiting my parents from out of town and we all had gone outside to see the super moon and the meteor shower.

My dad waited until I said something along the lines of "oh wow look at the super moon."

That's when it started. He began singing "Super moon, super moon, it's super moonay" to the tune of "super freak." My mom, not to be outdone, joined in.

I'm clearly not having it so after seeing the super moon I go back inside. They follow me inside and I trip over their dog Tink. Annoyed I said, "Stupid Tink" setting off a new chorus of Super Tink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mmmdonutspopme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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There's a meteor shower tonight in the constellation Orion.

I'm Sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemomnemosyne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2012
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How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?

With a meteor shower!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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