What do you call a meteor that causes an extinction event

A disasteroid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrence_shark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Did you see that meteor shower?

No, I respect others’ privacy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironicplatypus84
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Took a pretty good picture of the meteor shower a few days ago.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaunRyk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Why couldn't the meteor sit down comfortably?

Huge asteroids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I've seen a meteor shower,

but never seen a meteor take a bath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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How often do meteor showers happen?

Whenever they get dirty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoshstosh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?

Probably pterofied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterNova924
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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The unit is in meteor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Msaad4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Sweet, but I like mine a little meteor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amateurlapse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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There's a meteor shower tonight...

My friend told me "there's a meteor shower tonight you should watch!"

And I responded by saying

I'm not a pervert why don't you just let meteor shower in privacy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohhHerrro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What was the name of that Meteor will cause Gen Z to panic?

Meteor little brother!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlayCC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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What’s the difference between a meatball and a meteor?

One’s meatier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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How do you think dinos felt after the meteor?

Very saur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjh367
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Where does a meteor go with abdominal pain?

To a meteurologist.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Did you hear about the meteor?

He was like a rock star, but he eventually fell down to earth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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We should be thankful for meteor showers...

... because "meteor bath" sounds like it would be devastating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaconda386
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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If the meteors that hit the earth are called meteorites...

Does that mean the ones that miss are meteorWRONGS?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xcross74
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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So, if the Yucatan meteor that killed the dinosaurs caused a tsunami...

...then I guess dinosaurs were killed by a Mexican Wave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Algaean
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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A meteor’s shower..
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Son: Dad... What's the difference between a meteor and meteorite?

Me: One is wrong and the other is right...

Wife: eyeroll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/powerdeamon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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A meteor becomes a meteorite once it hits the earth. What do you call a meteor that missed the earth?

A metorleft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliza_Swain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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After my girlfriend posted a picture of us at a Meteor Crater..

(Me) "You spelled meteor wrong."

(Her) "Did I really?"

(Me) "Just joking, you spelled meteorite. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IBrokeMyCloset
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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Single meteors

Do you know why you never see a meteor by itself? Because they travel impacts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Sheep20
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Were the dinosaurs scared when they saw the meteor coming?

They were petrified!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I just told my dad there was gonna be a meteor shower tonight.

He replied β€œDo I need soap?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightfinger253
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What was it called when all the good dinosaurs ascended to Heaven before the meteor struck?

The veloci-rapture

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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If you catch a meteor

do you claim meteor rights?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quailtop
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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If "meteorite" is the term for when a meteor strikes the ground, what are they called when they miss?

Meteowrongs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoubleUnderscore
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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During tonight's meteor shower...

Dad: there's a casserole. Me: What? Dad: That's meaty-alrite

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2015
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Meteor Shower

Talking to my dad, I said "Aw man apparently we missed a meteor shower on sunday"

He says "Yeah? Was ABC there?"

So I'm thinking about what he could possibly be trying to make a joke about and say I give up.

He says "a MEDIA shower! Like a baby shower!" facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbb322
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2016
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Friends mom reading about the meteor shower.

Mom: can be best seen from the northeast. Hmm where are we?
Dad: We're in the living room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhunterp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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If a meteor fell on you

You'd meteor maker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitterturnip1
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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There's a meteor shower tonight in the constellation Orion.

I'm Sirius.

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