A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
What do you call a sick bird from Mars?
Breathtaking view of the milky way from mars
Because there's no nightlife on Mars.
What do you call communist mars?
Why are there no cats on mars?
Curiosity killed them all.
Why can't cats live on mars
Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?
"a lone mask" wants to know !
Elon Musk just cracked a great joke about going to Mars, was it off the cuff?
Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
What’s the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?
How do you make pancakes on Mars?
A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
I finally found water on Mars
They’re taking us to Mars
NASA should build a pub on Mars.
If we discovered life on Mars and their skin would happen to be white with black spots we should call them Dalmartians
Life On Mars?
Did you know there used to be life on Mars? Yeah, there used to be a giant cat that lived up there. Guess which rover we sent to greet it?
Elon Musk put a restaurant on Mars.
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Why haven't Elon Musk been to Mars yet?
I am not sure what the first church on Mars would look like.
But the mass would be the same.
NASA’s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Mars’ soil composition and about what’s underneath the surface of Mars..
So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT
Does the orbit between earth and mars of all teapots that do not contain themselves contain itself?
There was an Opportunity to make Mars rover puns.
If Elon doesn't go to Mars, it will be a missed opportunity.
The Mars rovers have to be sterile before being sent to the planet to prevent cross contamination. Just one germ and they must clean the spaceship again...
The whole mission must be scrubbed.
I wanted to see new pictures of Mars today
But the Opportunity is lost.
My wife showed me a website where you can send your name on a microchip on the Mars 2020 Rover.
How do you organise a party on Mars?
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar
Why are there are no cats on Mars ?
Curiosity killed them all
Why are there no cats on mars?
Curiosity killed them all.
What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...
...But they didn't planet that way.
Did you hear about the restaurant on mars?
The food was incredible but the atmosphere wasn’t that great.
Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...
but they didn't planet that way
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