27 Hilarious Nick Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow.

But he was Nicholas.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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Nearly Headless Nick had such potential to be a great character

But he was so badly executed.

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👤︎ u/PeevesPoltergist

📅︎ Dec 15 2020

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Here's a joke I made for my fellow Nicks out there :

Don't ask me for 5 cents anytime soon...

because I'm Nicholas.

(that's right! a joke only we can tell!)

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👤︎ u/ChewyNutCluster

📅︎ Oct 28 2020

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The Harry Potter films were really good, but I think nearly headless Nick was poorly executed

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👤︎ u/jasoneill23

📅︎ May 29 2020

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What do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

Pan nick at the disc co.

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👤︎ u/king_abdula03

📅︎ Jul 26 2020

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I named my son Nick

That's his Nick name.

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👤︎ u/ImInJeopardy

📅︎ Feb 12 2020

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Never trust a barber named Nick.

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👤︎ u/MysteryOrange7

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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Hi, Nick.

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👤︎ u/luddinizer

📅︎ Sep 23 2018

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What does Saint Nick get drunk on?

Santa Claws

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👤︎ u/w00tah

📅︎ Dec 25 2019

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I was biking along a trail today when I ran into my friend Nick

It was a see-nick trail

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👤︎ u/TheBreadSkeleton

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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I forgot to mention to my dad that my friend Nick had picked me up from the house...

http://i.imgur.com/4KHew8z.png

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👤︎ u/JakeIsOnReddit

📅︎ Jul 04 2016

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nick canyon

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👤︎ u/keepitsweet

📅︎ Jan 09 2019

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I think he named me Nick just for this...

Dad: hey you got a nickel?

Me: I'm afraid not

Dad: well I guess you could say you're... Nicholas.

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👤︎ u/Fetrinol

📅︎ Feb 15 2015

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nick canyon

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👤︎ u/greengo122

📅︎ Jan 09 2019

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The problem with Nearly Headless Nick... reddit.com/r/harrypotter/…

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👤︎ u/Poweredbyvaporwave

📅︎ Apr 30 2019

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I don’t know what “in the nick of time” means

But someone will tell me soon enough.

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👤︎ u/whyspeakwhenyoucan

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…

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👤︎ u/banjowashisnameo

📅︎ Sep 09 2018

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If someone named Nicholas told you to call him "Nick" ...

... then you can say Nick is his Nickname!

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👤︎ u/omart3

📅︎ Jan 21 2017

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I heard Stevie Nicks had a drug problem

But I guess they were just Rumors.

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👤︎ u/mustachereviews

📅︎ Jun 10 2017

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Having two "Nicks" in the office

Just heard this from a fellow coworker a few minutes ago:

I work on a team that have two "Nicks" in the office. One works in tech support and the other is a paralegal. We all work in the same vicinity. My supervisor was showing her frustration about a program that was not working right and she immediately asked for Nick (tech Nick). Paralegal Nick answered her call but she said that she it was asking for the other Nick.

My coworker, without a beat, said, "We might need to come up with new nicknames."

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👤︎ u/InAWiseManner

📅︎ Sep 26 2016

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My name is Nick. My dad told me this all the time growing up

You'll never be penniless, but you'll always be Nicholas..

god dammit

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👤︎ u/nocnoc9

📅︎ Feb 13 2014

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There are two people named Nick. What do they wear in common?

Two-Nicks.

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👤︎ u/patapon3rules

📅︎ Nov 15 2016

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I know who is married to Nick Lachey.

Mrs. Lachey

My dad thought he was hilarious while we were all trying to figure it out. While watching the sing-off.

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👤︎ u/Greenappleguru

📅︎ Dec 10 2013

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Amy Poehler DadJoked Nick Kroll on the Kroll show

I'm paraphrasing here.

Nick: "Amy, thanks for being so chill with these sketches we've been doing."

Amy: "Oh yea, you didn't know this about me, but I was voted 3rd runner up for most-chill in high school".

Nick: "Oh? Why didn't you win?"

Amy: "Eh. The other guys didn't want it more".

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👤︎ u/darkmeatchicken

📅︎ Feb 21 2014

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I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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I asked my friend Nick if he could lend me 5 cents!

But he was Nicolas!

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Aug 29 2019

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What do you call a pan-sexual named Nick who works at a CD Store?

Pan Nick At the Disc Co.

I'll show myself the door.

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👤︎ u/Uraveragefanboi77

📅︎ Feb 16 2019

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