I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow.

But he was Nicholas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Nearly Headless Nick had such potential to be a great character

But he was so badly executed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Here's a joke I made for my fellow Nicks out there :

Don't ask me for 5 cents anytime soon...

because I'm Nicholas.

(that's right! a joke only we can tell!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
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The Harry Potter films were really good, but I think nearly headless Nick was poorly executed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasoneill23
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What do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

Pan nick at the disc co.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/king_abdula03
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I named my son Nick

That's his Nick name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImInJeopardy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Never trust a barber named Nick.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
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Hi, Nick.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luddinizer
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What does Saint Nick get drunk on?

Santa Claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I was biking along a trail today when I ran into my friend Nick

It was a see-nick trail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBreadSkeleton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I forgot to mention to my dad that my friend Nick had picked me up from the house...

http://i.imgur.com/4KHew8z.png

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nick canyon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keepitsweet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I think he named me Nick just for this...

Dad: hey you got a nickel?

Me: I'm afraid not

Dad: well I guess you could say you're... Nicholas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fetrinol
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nick canyon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greengo122
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The problem with Nearly Headless Nick... reddit.com/r/harrypotter/…
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I don’t know what β€œin the nick of time” means

But someone will tell me soon enough.

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The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/banjowashisnameo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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If someone named Nicholas told you to call him "Nick" ...

... then you can say Nick is his Nickname!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omart3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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I heard Stevie Nicks had a drug problem

But I guess they were just Rumors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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My name is Nick. My dad told me this all the time growing up

You'll never be penniless, but you'll always be Nicholas..

god dammit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocnoc9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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Having two "Nicks" in the office

Just heard this from a fellow coworker a few minutes ago:

I work on a team that have two "Nicks" in the office. One works in tech support and the other is a paralegal. We all work in the same vicinity. My supervisor was showing her frustration about a program that was not working right and she immediately asked for Nick (tech Nick). Paralegal Nick answered her call but she said that she it was asking for the other Nick.

My coworker, without a beat, said, "We might need to come up with new nicknames."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InAWiseManner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2016
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There are two people named Nick. What do they wear in common?

Two-Nicks.

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Amy Poehler DadJoked Nick Kroll on the Kroll show

I'm paraphrasing here.

Nick: "Amy, thanks for being so chill with these sketches we've been doing."

Amy: "Oh yea, you didn't know this about me, but I was voted 3rd runner up for most-chill in high school".

Nick: "Oh? Why didn't you win?"

Amy: "Eh. The other guys didn't want it more".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkmeatchicken
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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I know who is married to Nick Lachey.

Mrs. Lachey

My dad thought he was hilarious while we were all trying to figure it out. While watching the sing-off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greenappleguru
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2013
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I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I asked my friend Nick if he could lend me 5 cents!

But he was Nicolas!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What do you call a pan-sexual named Nick who works at a CD Store?

Pan Nick At the Disc Co.

I'll show myself the door.

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