A list of puns related to "Nick"
But he was Nicholas.
But he was so badly executed.
Don't ask me for 5 cents anytime soon...
because I'm Nicholas.
(that's right! a joke only we can tell!)
Pan nick at the disc co.
That's his Nick name.
Santa Claws
It was a see-nick trail
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Dad: hey you got a nickel?
Me: I'm afraid not
Dad: well I guess you could say you're... Nicholas.
But someone will tell me soon enough.
... then you can say Nick is his Nickname!
But I guess they were just Rumors.
You'll never be penniless, but you'll always be Nicholas..
god dammit
Just heard this from a fellow coworker a few minutes ago:
I work on a team that have two "Nicks" in the office. One works in tech support and the other is a paralegal. We all work in the same vicinity. My supervisor was showing her frustration about a program that was not working right and she immediately asked for Nick (tech Nick). Paralegal Nick answered her call but she said that she it was asking for the other Nick.
My coworker, without a beat, said, "We might need to come up with new nicknames."
Two-Nicks.
I'm paraphrasing here.
Nick: "Amy, thanks for being so chill with these sketches we've been doing."
Amy: "Oh yea, you didn't know this about me, but I was voted 3rd runner up for most-chill in high school".
Nick: "Oh? Why didn't you win?"
Amy: "Eh. The other guys didn't want it more".
Mrs. Lachey
My dad thought he was hilarious while we were all trying to figure it out. While watching the sing-off.
But he was Nicolas!
Pan Nick At the Disc Co.
I'll show myself the door.
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