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Nicky Puns

A list of puns related to "Nicky"

I was cooking burgers with my friend Nicky when I flipped one up high and hit him with it, just below the chin...

It was a Nick neck patty whack.

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👤︎ u/prexzan
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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My 7yo just pulled an UNO reverse dad joke on me.

Homework time.. complaining, I don’t wanna, etc.

Me: Nicky, I’m getting upset.

Nicky: Well, hello, Getting Upset, I’m Nicky.

Then he dabbed and walked away. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this.

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👤︎ u/AirCatcher
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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"Do you have any nicknames, Tom?"

I said, "Well, there's Nicholas...Nicky..."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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👤︎ u/this_is_grand
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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I once got lost in the desert and thought I saw a celebrity in the distance

Turns out it was just a Nicki Mirage.

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👤︎ u/leejoness
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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A lot of people think a pirate's favorite letter is "R" ...

But it's actually ... the "C"!

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👤︎ u/meepsmops
📅︎ Nov 29 2016
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I was lost in the desert, dying of thirst, when I thought I saw a famous female rapper....

...but it was just a Nicki Mirage.

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👤︎ u/BleuManGroup
📅︎ Aug 21 2012
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