There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.

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π€︎ u/professorf
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.

Only a fraction of people will understand this.

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π€︎ u/GarageAromatic
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke

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π€︎ u/NidalFlame
π︎ Dec 24 2020
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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π€︎ u/shdchko
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Oh how the turns have tabled

Me: Do you like the numerator or denominator more?

Me: I find myself divided between the two.

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π€︎ u/NeedleDickMafew
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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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π€︎ u/simwalkedaway
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If cosine is the denominator and sine is the numerator, what separates them?

The tanline

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π€︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereβs a new type of broom out, itβs sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canβt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itβs pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnβt control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didnβt have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit β‘

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π€︎ u/communist_scumbag
π︎ Nov 26 2020
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A nominee for director of the math department at my school was caught having an affair with her student...

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π€︎ u/mrindoc
π︎ Dec 18 2020
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I told my kids that ketchup can go on anything.

You know, Itβs the least condiment denominator.

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π€︎ u/Shran_MD
π︎ Jun 27 2020
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.

Only a fraction of people will understand this

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π︎ Dec 15 2020
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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π€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
π︎ Sep 21 2020
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The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line

Only a fraction of people will understand it.

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π€︎ u/socdist
π︎ Oct 03 2020
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Thereβs a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of people know this

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π€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
π︎ Jun 06 2020
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There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator

Only a fraction of people would get this.

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π€︎ u/TickleLife
π︎ Oct 03 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,

But only a fraction of people understand this.

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π€︎ u/professorf
π︎ Oct 06 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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π€︎ u/Sontrii
π︎ Jun 01 2020
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There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

Only a fraction of the people will get this joke

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π€︎ u/Reasonable-Loan
π︎ Feb 15 2020
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

Only a fraction of people understand that joke.

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π€︎ u/keithasaurus
π︎ Sep 17 2018
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

only a fraction of people will get this joke

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π€︎ u/Talcabus
π︎ Jan 04 2019
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There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
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π€︎ u/CCorbacho_
π︎ Jun 16 2019
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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π︎ Mar 19 2018
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
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π€︎ u/modcat9lyfz
π︎ Oct 12 2019
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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π€︎ u/nikatnite825050
π︎ Jan 19 2019
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator...

only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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π€︎ u/zethantheGOAT
π︎ Oct 22 2018
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There is a fine line between numerator and denominator

But only a fraction of people will get the joke.

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π€︎ u/MusicianNerd26
π︎ May 18 2019
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will get this.

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π€︎ u/mykeuk
π︎ Jan 25 2017
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There's a fine line between numerator and denominator.
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π€︎ u/Trtlman
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereβs a new type of broom out, itβs sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canβt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itβs pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnβt control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didnβt have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit β‘

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Son, there is a fine line

Between a numerator and a denominator.

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π€︎ u/mycorona69
π︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereβs a new type of broom out, itβs sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canβt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itβs pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnβt control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit β‘

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π€︎ u/Josvys
π︎ Oct 03 2019
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line...

...only a fraction of people will understand

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π€︎ u/RPOWER76
π︎ Sep 26 2019
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Let's get serious for a moment

Thereβs a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

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