How do you clean up water spilled during a baptism?

With papal towels.

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👤︎ u/Roarlord
📅︎ Feb 14 2016
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What do you call a Mexican baptism?

A bean dip.

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👤︎ u/samanthafawkes
📅︎ Oct 24 2016
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I need your help!!!!!!!!!!

My cousin's baby is having a baptism party and my mom and I are designing M&Ms for the celebration. I need to have nice and cute baptism puns for the M&Ms. Please leave any suggestions and keep it all appropriate.

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👤︎ u/SweatyPalmsz-98
📅︎ Mar 20 2013
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The US doesn't condone torture techniques like waterboarding.

We prefer the term "tactical baptism".

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👤︎ u/fukhed69
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