My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name...

So I called her Bluff...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Should we give Captain America's fight technique a name. I have one.

Capslock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geeky_or_nerdy
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What name do you give to a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shae

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What’s the perfect name to give to your first sim?

Simone

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My wife thought I wouldn’t be stupid enough to give our daughter a silly name.

But I decided to call her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Give my friend a creative reddit user name

I’m sure this community can do it. We will give you credit if this somehow leads to fame

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drmuffin1080
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Give the man a name
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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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I was asked to give the first initial and last name of my favorite philosopher

But I said I Kant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avisser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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My last keg of dopplebock so I thought I’d give it a punny farewell name.
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What do you call a Moose who doesn’t give out his name?

Anonymoose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-james-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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So, I was very nervous because while my wife was on labor in our car, going to the hospital, we still had not decided what name to give our son. We never made it to the hospital, but the incident helped us to name our son.

We named him Carson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WijoWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Life Hack: Give your next child a normal name.

Me: Are you still mad that me and your mother named you Life Hack?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phoenix_Gaming1
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Need punny names for my two new babies. give me your best /r/puns i.reddituploads.com/9f576…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brazzelon
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You know who gives kids a bad name?

Kim and Kanye, for one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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(To someone on the way to the bathroom) Make sure you give them my name at the door.

They'll give you a good seat.

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Quick r/puns, give me a punny rabbit name

First and last name preferably, containing some rabbity pun. for a creative writing assignment. I suck at puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunkmozart
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Religious fanatics give Islamabad name.
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Whenever I give him grief for confusing or forgetting my friends' names...

"What'd you say Steve?"

(my name is not Steve)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-4-8-15-16-23-42-
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My wife didn’t think I’d give our daughter a silly name.

But I called her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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My wife didn’t think I’d give our daughter a silly name.

But I decided to call her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My wife didn’t think I’ll give our daughter a silly name.

But I called her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My wife didn’t believe me when I said that I would give our daughter a silly name.

So I decided to call her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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