figured I'd christen my first graphics tablet with a pun for the net
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👤︎ u/booneruni
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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The act of christening a ship by breaking a bottle of champagne against it should be called 'Shiptoasting'.
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📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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Essentially, anytime a new toilet is christened you are "Going where no man has gone before."
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📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...

It was a blessing in disguise

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📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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I went to what I thought was a christening but halfway through the vicar tipped a load of pish tasting lager over the poor baby.

Turns out he was being fostered.

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👤︎ u/ElMel77
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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One of my Kids complained I didn't go to their Christening

They shall remain nameless

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📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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Chris: Hey can I borrow a ten?

Kristen: Sure!

Christen: thank you

Kris: Anytime

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👤︎ u/Icy9kills
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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CHRIS: hey,can I borrow a ten?

KRISTEN: sure. CHRISTEN: thank you. KRIS: you're welcome.

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