What do you get when you baptise a cow?

Pasteurized milk

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When fishing with dad

My dad and I were fishing the river across from the church when a huge group of people came out and started getting baptised in the water just a few yards downriver. Without skipping a beat he says "maybe now we will catch a holy mackerel."

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 20 2014
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What do you get when you baptise a cow?

Pasteurized milk

๐Ÿ‘︎ 9
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ohitszie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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