Baptize Puns

A list of puns related to "Baptize"

A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"

That's just not rite.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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What did the buffalo say after it was baptized?

Bye-sin

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👤︎ u/Ivegot_back
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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Came up with this myself while playing Farming Simulator 17

What do you call a baptized bale of hay?

Christian Bale

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👤︎ u/Lady-Ajirra
📅︎ Sep 17 2017
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